Newly engaged couple, Barrett and Haley, are looking for their first home on the bayou, but there's one problem: he's from the country and she's from the city, so they're sure to butt heads.
Pregnant Stacy is concerned when someone suggests her frequent burping is a sign she's having an evil baby. Grayson and Jane are paired together on a case involving national security, but are flummoxed when they're given very little information about their mild mannered client or her charges. Kim represents a family of orphans when their adoptive parents kick them out immediately after home make over show renovations.
A chance encounter with a suspicious-looking individual leads Jane and Lisbon to uncover a vast human smuggling ring. Meanwhile, Lisbon remains tempted by Pike’s offer to move to D.C. with him.
With witch fears rising, Alden seeks the truth of what’s really going on in Salem while Cotton continues to wrestle with his guilt and Mary looks to execute a plan. The witches get closer to finding out who interrupted the ceremony, but Mary continues to find her emotions for Alden affecting her focus. A clue in the woods leads Cotton and Isaac to find more evidence that the witches may indeed be real.
At Peter's toga party, Richard drunkenly promises to make Erlich a board member, which he regrets the next morning. After being unassigned at Hooli, Big Head finds others like him who have made careers out of doing nothing. Richard struggles to put Pied Piper's vision into words for a presentation without Erlich; later, he discovers an interesting connection between Peter and Gavin Belson.
The identity of an alien is questioned. A new room-mate moves in with Bert. The Terminator meets his new wife's kids from a previous marriage. Papa Smurf has to go undercover.
When the turtles play a Fantasy LARP game to get their minds off things, they separate the difference between fantasy and reality.
Coop learns his sperm count is too low for donation; Carrie gets a lucky break; Akalitus' poker habit pays off; Grace drops a bomb on Jackie.
Worried that Skouras has developed the ability to locate Bo, Winter sends Channing on a mission to infiltrate the Orchestra campus. Despite Winter’s instructions to keep a low profile, Bo is compelled to help a family man who is in over his head.
The postal detectives are inspired by their supervisor to take a risk to save the life of an army veteran.
Graham decided he would stand a better chance against David in the finals than he would against Sivu or Altaaf.
Animal and Rob track a fugitive with a violent past to an abandoned hippie commune on the edge of Glacier National Park. In Colorado, Clint and Dayson hunt a biker with a bad reputation across state lines to an isolated saloon.
Carmen feels threatened by someone from Alejandro's past; Zoila intervenes with Valentina's job while ignoring problems with her husband; Rosie starts a new job; Marisol tries to make peace with Opal; Peri threatens Spence.
When Alicia pays a visit to longtime client Colin Sweeney, she finds herself in the unwanted role of witness when a body is discovered in his home. Meanwhile, Eli steps in when an unfortunate picture of Zach threatens to become a public relations nightmare for Peter.
When she learns she has a cavity, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's house.
John talks about the Indian election, Pom Wonderful and talks with the former NSA Director General Keith Alexander.
On a fundraising trip in Silicon Valley, Selina is challenged by an anti-fracking mom and visits the campus of Clovis, a tech company with an ambitious young CEO. In D.C., Jonah makes a crude viral video of the Selina-mom encounter, and Dan, with Ben's help, gets an idea for a rumor he can spread against Chung.
When Bart's voodoo doll spell accidentally makes his teacher pregnant, he becomes a savior to couples hoping to conceive.