Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Charlie Brooker, Jedward, Lorraine Kelly and Micky Flanagan to thrash out the hot topical themes of the week.
Fletcher tries to impress Chyna, but she is too concerned about Gibson after he tells her that he has been feeling lonely. Chyna and Fletcher find out that Sofie, Gibson's ex-girlfriend from his childhood, is in jail for a robbery. So they take Gibson to the jail to show him that Sofie is a criminal, so he can get over her and hopefully stop spending all his time with Chyna and Fletcher. Meanwhile, Lexi tries to get on the front page of the news, but must show Olive that she's done something newsworthy.
As the Torchwood team is reunited, Jack realizes he's the most vulnerable man on Earth. A flight to the United States turns into a desperate battle for survival.
Lori reaches her limit with the most disrespectful bridesmaids she has ever met. One group tries to push a bride out of the dress of her dreams while another tries to push her into one she can't afford.
New Zealand's Navy contacts the Steve Irwin to respond to an emergency distress signal where five crew members from a Norwegian sailboat have gone missing. Now the Sea Shepherds must risk their lives in a dangerous mission to find the missing mariners.
When self-secure bride E'terica's fianc questions her taste in wedding gowns, he also tests her confidence. After a major weight loss, bride Courtney doesn't see the slimmer version of herself in the mirror. Katy's mom isn't ready let go of her daughter.
In this show Alan's guests are Doctor Who himself Matt Smith, David Hasselhoff and his two daughters, Taylor-Ann and Hayley Hasselhoff JLS, who give Alan the lowdown on their new single, She Makes Me Wanna.
Haven is beset by biblical plagues. Duke continues looking for information on the tattoo, with a little help from his past. Audrey and Nathan check out Audrey II, and try to figure out what to do about Chief Wuornos.
Aboard a cargo ship heading for the Philippines, Blade departs Kobe Harbor hot on Deacon Frost's trail. Makoto, a young human female vampire hunter, is also on the ship. She seeks vengeance and her target is - Blade.
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Rick and his crew get their feet wet when a 1952 powerboat ride splashes into the shop. Will this wave rider be an easy-breezy endeavor, or will it be man overboard in rough restoration waters? And later, Rick rolls up his sleeves to tackle a 1940s child's tricycle for a Las Vegas museum. Can he pedal merrily along on this tattered three-wheeler, or will this ankle-biter bike get a flat tire?
A man with a terminal illness checks into a mysterious Mexican clinic in the hopes of finding a miracle cure. But Logan Cale discovers that there are greater things to fear than his diagnosis as patients begin to disappear and a devious conspiracy takes shape.
When a cop who mistakenly shot and killed a young boy is declared innocent, Team One confronts a rioting crowd and the father whose dreams died the night he lost his son.
The misadventures of a talking sea sponge who works at a fast food restaurant, attends a boating school, and lives in an underwater pineapple.
Harvey and Jessica's relationship is tested when Harvey defends someone from her past. Also, Louis assigns Mike his first solo case, a pro bono that has him itching for a win.
The team searches for a super-computer to clear Barry's brother of a server heist.
The contestants engage in some high-stakes art therapy to win themselves a tradie for the day.
The torching of a Laundromat is the latest in a series of arsons which the th Division must work. The list of suspects is long so Chris and Gail take to the streets while Traci interrogates a person found at the scene. Andy is left to deal with the widow who insists on entering the burnt-out building which ends with the two of them trapped inside.