Not even at the halfway point of this hellacious day, two planes have collided outside of D.C., there has been an attempt on a chemical plant in Ohio, the Presidents husbands life has been threatened and the nation remains at risk. When Dubakus evil plan escalates to his boss, General Juma guest star Tony Todd, the stakes are raised and steadfast President Taylor faces a deepening foreign policy dilemma.
Chuck gets jealous when Sarah has to seduce a Fulcrum agent. Meanwhile, Jeff and Lester start looking for the "Buy More Babe" as a way of finding a new employee.
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
A paintball game leads to a fight between Sheldon and Penny, and romance for Leslie and Wolowitz.
The contestants make over a group of female extreme fighters into their drag daughters. Xena herself, Lucy Lawless, makes a guest appearance to judge the girls' combat prowess.
The lives and relationships of a group of siblings and their estranged father Frank Gallagher on a rough Manchester estate.
Back home in the Maryland compound, Travis Pastrana and the Nitro Circus crew break out some toys of all shapes and horsepower to create new stunts and sports. From racing big wheels downhill to launching pit bikes off trampolines to attempting the first ever back flip in a monster truck, they drive, jump, and crash everything they can get their hands on.
Bart gets a perfect score on a practice test for a national achievement test, which not only rattles Lisa, but it means Bart gets to attend a special party instead of having to take the actual test. Meanwhile, Homer must avoid injuring himself for an entire afternoon after failing to pay his insurance.
Stevie gets a scoop on Kenny's possible competition when he hears of a promising young high school pitcher. Cassie wants to sell off all of Kenny's baseball memorabilia on the computer. Meanwhile, Kenny makes a commitment to a new exercise regimen.
Murray sets up a meeting for the New Zealand prime minister Jemaine gets mixed up with an Art Garfunkel fan at the end of a tribute gig.
Sonny worries about an upcoming geometry exam that may decide the fate of her future on So Random. Meanwhile, a pretty new girl on set catches the eye of Nico and Grady, who go to extraordinary lengths to impress her.
Adventures of a teenage pop star who keeps her identity secret from even her closest friends by using a disguise on-stage.
The escapades of Stan Smith, a conservative C.I.A. Agent dealing with family life, while keeping America safe.
A multi-generational saga set in Alberta, Canada and centered on a family getting through life together in both happy and trying times.
Alex finds out that her favorite teacher, Miss Jennifer Majorhealy, is in reality a 16-year-old girl who was transformed into an adult by TJ Taylor(See episode #1.5, "Disenchanted Evening"). When she sprinkles her with undo dust and changes her back, she puts the entire art program at risk of being cut. Max makes up a fake disease to get out of a class, but ends up also getting the attention of a girl he likes, as well as two celebrities.
Two comedians, average nobodies, and celebrity guest stars perform bizarre low-budget comedy sketches.
Rumors fly around a dance marathon that Alice and Tasha are having relationship trouble; someone plans a move to the Big Apple; Kit meets a real man; there's a no-show at the bus station.
As the Walkers welcomes in a new life, they must also face the terror of losing one of their own. Meanwhile, Rebecca asks her father for help when she comes across new information that may spell disaster for the company.
Lucas Vaughn enjoys his father's return into his life, unlike his sister Jane who gets mean, drunk and has vague nightmares resurfacing from her early childhood. Shep is back on the job, in charge of alumni week. A birthday party truth or dare game exposes Cheng's 'cool' lies.