When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.
Don attempts to regain his creative spark, but undermines a member of his staff while doing so. Roger pursues some new clients, and in the process, hurts Jane. Betty displays her pettiness when she reveals a distressing secret to Sally.
Marlene wants see a concert but every time she leaves the zoo she becomes a monster!
When Harry's client is acquitted of raping and murdering his ex-girlfriend, the victim's father and brother take the courtroom hostage. Meanwhile, a friend of Cassie's needs help after being in a car accident.
Ma takes up residence in the Penguins Lair. She smothers the penguins with love and they devolve into a bunch of softies, opening the door for Hans to take advantage.
Dan and Amy try to figure out if an Asian-American war hero-cum-governor could be a political threat to Selina. Meanwhile, Selina and Mike prep for her "Meet the Press" interview; and Gary and Amy make a startling discovery about Selina's romantic life.
Emma and Regina team together in order to find a way to save Henry's life. Meanwhile, in the fairytale land that was, Prince Charming attempts to escape from the Evil Queen's clutches in order to reunite with Snow White who, unbeknownst to him, has already taken a bite of the Queen's poison apple.
Hannah tries a different tack with her boss to counter his inappropriate office behavior—she propositions him.
It's the Browns' first Christmas in Vegas and the wives are separated in four rental homes. Desperate to get the family back together, Kody has his hands full chopping down a Christmas tree and finding the home that will bring them altogether again.
Jaime meets a distant relative; Dany receives an invitation; Theon leads a search party; Jon loses his way in the wilderness.
Maurice learns about paternity; the guys play with fish; and Fernando gives a dance lesson.
Cleveland's plan to bring in an actress to play Donna's long-lost mother backfires on him, but actually brings Donna's real mom out of hiding.
Anthony attends the grand opening of his new salon; a secret turns Christy against Gayle; Olivia makes a workout video.
It is bad enough Spider-Man catches a cold, but things drop from bad to worse when a new Spider-Man dressed in black attempts to replace him. Are his friends right and is his jealousy is getting the best of him, or is the new Spider-Man Venom's latest victim?
Adam and Jamie take aim at a ricochet myth from the TV show Burn Notice while Kari, Tory and Grant test the Hollywood myth that if you jump when running away from an explosion, you can surf the shockwave.
Holder disappears and a desperate Sarah goes looking for him; Stan decides to take matters into his own hands; and Richmond returns to City Hall.
Amy convinces Mary Lou Wentz to throw her a baby shower, but the event turns bad when Charlie blurts out all the horrible things Amy said about her baby shower guests.