A missing page from Stephanie's diary causes trouble amongst the kids.
After barely surviving the opening night of the Hell's Kitchen restaurant, the heat is on as the contestants prepare for their second dinner service. To prepare for the service both teams have a squid cleaning competition as Ramsay overlooks with his watchful eye.
Ruth dreads George's return from the hospital in light of his recent diagnosis; Nate and Brenda prep for a big day, but an emergency makes them reconsider; David and Keith discuss alternative parenting options; Rico tries internet dating; and Claire enjoys domestic bliss but crosses a line with her camera.
Julian's biggest money-making scheme yet involves smuggling drugs in shopping carts. Ricky lets Trinity drive the shitmobile and she gets arrested.
The boys are back in town...and Ari, eager for a commercial project, pushes 'Aquaman' – but Vince isn't buying; Eric has an official title now, but his status is questioned when he has to make a 'sex date' with Kristen; Drama's agent may be moving up, but his head shots are stuck in the past; and Turtle, cranky about his new job, takes multi-tasking to a chaotic level.
Brian remains steadfast in his belief that marriage is the death of a relationship. Debbie has a difficult time accepting her role as a lady of leisure – especially when she discovers that Loretta has stolen her act including the button-clad vest right down to the wisecracks. Ted decides to undergo an extreme makeover.
Richard must protect his family when he and Lily are discovered to be 4400s.
Actress Valerie Cherish agrees to be filmed for a reality show in an effort to get a part in a new sitcom.
When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."
Tom and Diana investigate a mysterious structure being built at a psychiatric hospital, based on the drawings of one of their patients who's a 4400.
Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he's dead. After the family disposes of his body, Roger tries to get back home, but he ends up in another risky situation with the CIA.
Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with Scarlett Johansson. "Welcome to the Terror Drome" showcases inner-office machinations at the headquarters of G.I. Joe's nemesis Cobra. "America's Most Tragic Home Videos" will make you laugh and cry.
Drake's "friend" Tori, who he has been dating for a while, calls him her boyfriend. Drake breaks up with her, because he thinks they both should see new people. Meanwhile, Josh grows a mustache and is determined to make Mindy kiss him again.
After capturing the chi of Hsi Wu, the sky demon, Uncle attempts to place it in the chi containment unit. However it is broken, so the chi must remain in the chi-o-matic. Thinking that it is empty, Jade then takes Uncle's chi contraption with her on a school field trip to a haunted doorknob museum. Jade's teacher, Mrs. Hartman confiscates the chi-o-matic and accidentally infuses herself with Hsi Wu's chi. Things get worse in the haunted house when Drago appears and the ghosts get angry at the presence of two demons in their house.
Jackie and the gang visit the ancestral home of the Chans in China (now mostly underwater). There, they accidentally release three demon spirits that transform their bodies into the physical embodiment of their fears.
The Joker decides to take on the role of "Batman" and doses Bruce with Joker venom to create an arch-rival of his own.
Ever since Slade's return, the Titans have been searching high and low for answers, including looking for theories as to the 'S' mark on his forehead. However, Raven knows why he's back, and the Titans are about to discover the truth themselves after Slade launches another attack.
Word Paynn gives Khatah a map to the bone-mark of an ancient blue dragon, but Parmon falls under its influence instead.