Three old men from Yorkshire who have never grown up face the trials of their fellow town citizens and everyday life and stay young by reminiscing about the days of their youth and attempting feats not common to the elderly.
Meg is upset with Roxanne after finding out that Luke and her have been dating secretly. Uncle Pete gets cold feet as his wedding approaches and does not attend his wedding. JJ is surprised to see a friend of his from basic training in the untouchables. Later in the episode he is killed. Meg is offered the chance of a lifetime by Colin. Meg and Jimmy Reily reunite during a magazing interview. Sam and Angela don't like Henry's new lady friend.
Bernie's in-laws pay the family a visit and, as usual, Bernie and Wanda's father, Lloyd, bicker continuously. Wanda asks Bernie to go easy on Lloyd this time as her parents are having money problems and cannot buy a new Cadillac. But even when Bernie offers to buy the car, Lloyd refuses because it's not the top-of-the line model he wants. Meanwhile, we learn why the two men don't get along in a series of flashbacks, as Bernie takes us back to when he met Wanda and her father didn't approve of his daughter dating a comic delivery man who told jokes on the subway.
A teenager’s obsession with forensic science will cost two men their lives and put Dr. Macy’s skills to the test. Meanwhile Jordan thinks she might have heard a murder…but where is the body?
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
Michael falls for his George Michael's ethics teacher, whom his son also has a crush on. Meanwhile, Lucille adopts a 14-year old Korean boy, and George Sr.'s "Caged Wisdom" tapes have given him a new admirer.
A flood of organized crime parolees changes the landscape of the Soprano/Lupertazzi alliance. Janice carries on the family's Sunday dinner tradition. Carmela and A.J. commune with local wildlife. Christopher balks at footing the bill on 'goomar night.' Tony tries to introduce Dr. Melfi to his 'other' self.
Prime Minister candidate Mr. Wetnick sleeps with Anastasia in Ottawa. After being cut off by the principal, Kevin and Timmy decide to bring there supply of Tobacco plants in Ottawa since his mother was living there.
As Envy, in the form of Basque Grand, gathers the human ingredients to form the Stone, Maes Hughes sets out to rescue the Elrics from Laboratory 5.
Debris Section has been assigned to the Moon for a month to help collect debris from the Tandem Mirror Drive disaster. In training as a finalist aboard the Von Braun, Hachimaki learns that one of his fellow candidates is planning to sabotage the mission.
This episode shows Robin wanting to be a big shot winner. When he, Cyborg, and Beast Boy are transported to another land, along with Gizmo, Wildebeest, Hot Spot, Aqualad, and Speedy, Robin finally has his chance. As the players battle, The Master of Games takes the losers powers. It will take Robin to figure out Winning isn't everything to save the day
The Turtles return to the underground city but they find the city is now abandoned, it's crystal moon power source missing, and it's human population reduced to monsters. Can an unstable serum created by Donatello restore the humans to normal?
Backa and Svettie each have a vision for their financial future. Unfortunately they are vastly different. And they are both about to make a deal with the devil. Svettie wants to invest in a marijuana crop with Sharpie but for now, she's keeping it a secret from her husband. Sharpie is less than thrilled with the prospect of going into business with an inexperienced mother of two and sets out to train her in the art of Basic Dope Growing. Things look set to fall apart when a local cop gets wind of what they're up to. Backa has his own training project to manage: Basic Fire Fighting for the new Lost River firies, but he has other things on his mind too. Backa's got that stuck feeling: he's living in a shop when he was born for the land. Taking the initiative to realise his dream, he pays a visit to Uncle Jeff to cut a deal over the family property - but he's keeping it a secret too. For Lill, the fire fighting course gives her a glimpse of the service she has joined and she's not sure if she's cut out for it. While Lill's away learning how to fight fires, Perry continues to rebuild his cave, the mud brick masterpiece. Patto is onsite to help with the job but it's not all smooth sailing. When Patto tries to teach Perry a few tips of the trade, tempers flare.
The newly-elected president is debriefed about the Stargate program, and Vice President Kinsey makes a new play for control of the program.
The Decepticons manage to hit Asteroid City and Lunar City at the same time.
When a death-row inmate is murdered 45 minutes before his execution, Monk is brought in to find out why.
Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress the ladies. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks... but how long will Johnny's newfound success with women last?
A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in traffic school... Musical Comedy Traffic School, no less! Unfortunately, Johnny can't sing a note, so he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.