After stealing the 'sacramental wine' from the school chapel, Anthony Jr. is suspended. Tony is concerned that his bad influence is responsible for his son's behavior, and has a series of disturbing flashbacks in which he remembers learning that his own father was in the mob.
Tensions boil over at the firm when Ellenor discovers Lindsay's salary is more than double hers. Ellenor demands justice and tries to recruit partners to her side. It eventually escalates into a knock-down drag-out brawl. Bobby and Lindsay represent a restaurateur forced out of business by a deceptive television reporter. The reporter, under the guise of doing a positive feature, aired an exposé on cockroaches in the kitchen. Helen prosecutes a teenager for killing his neighbor's cat.
T.J. develops his first crush on a beautiful substitute teacher; Marcus is accidentally offered a university scholarship.
Jordan saves the day when Tia freezes up as host of Tamara's radio show.
Night Man accidentally resurrects a mummified Egyptian queen, with predictably disastrous results. Queen Neftalah is on a quest for eternal life and supreme power.
Since no one else is around, Jackie confides in Eric that she thinks she might be pregnant. Eric passes the news on to Donna, who tries to get Jackie to tell Kelso. The incident inspires Donna to go on birth control pills. Her decision inadvertantly causes Eric a lot of grief when Bob and the Formans find out.
Arthur Dales summons Mulder and Scully to his holiday home in Florida where he is concerned over the disappearance of his neighbors. Despite the raging hurricane, Mulder and Scully head out to investigate and discover several strange deaths caused by an octopus-like sea creature that swam in through the overflowing sewer system.
The Terrific Trio, a band of new superheroes, arrive in town and make Batman feel insignificant until he uncovers their true nefarious motives.
Walker pitches in to race for the Cherokee indian racing team. Meanwhile, Carlos and Trent search for the evidence lost in their car robbery.
Sammo and Terrell pursue a sweatshop proprietor suspected of selling babies.
A traveling circus arrives in Zhu Zin with Qali among it. Kung Lao, Taja and Siro suspect something is wrong and they're right. The circus turns out to be a way for Quan Chi to raise an army.
After the Bebop crash lands, Ed and Ein’s search for food turns up some very expensive mushrooms with psychedelic side effects!
Jimmy Olsen finds his life complicated when his friendship with Superman publicly blows out of proportion.
Astor and Westlake try to stop a man who's plotting to kill his ex-wife for her jewel necklace.
Isabel and Kate discover that Diggers, the newest and coolest Virtual Pets around, have a mind of their own, and playing with them can be very dangerous.
Evil designer Onea and the fashion police connive to keep Herc's former dance partner, Althea, from staging a show.
Marissa's old friend, Julius aka C-Roc, is in town for a cd signing and Gary has to prevent him from being killed.
Sketches include ""Open-Swan Sings Theme"", ""Ally McMeal"", ""Turbohaler"" 1, ""Goodnight Dad"", ""Patch Kevorkian"", ""Turbohaler 2"", ""Threshold"", ""Turbohaler 3"", ""Change of Heart"", ""Blameless in Boulder"", ""Courthouse Steps"", ""Stepmom II"", ""MADtv Classic: Sleaze Lawyer"", ""Close- Michael""