Sixteen contestants arrive on a military airplane in Queensland and immediately form two tribes---Kucha and Ogakor. After a five-mile hike to their respective camps, the tribes compete on an obstacle course for Immunity and waterproof matches. The losing tribe then attends Tribal Council and votes out its first member.
Dom Joly plays an assortment of characters as he unleashes his twisted humour on the unsuspecting public. Lord Bath and Zandra Rhodes get the Trigger Happy treatment.
Debbie meets Dr. David; Michael and Dr. David spend a weekend in the country; Justin's father learns the truth and decides to send Justin away to school; Brian's emotional hold on Michael and dislike for Dr. David intensifies.
After Skeeter and Bobby's science project goes terribly wrong due to Skeeter's antics, Bobby decides he is fed up with Skeeter's mischief and wants to do the make-up project alone. With Nicole's advice, Skeeter tries to trick Bobby into letting him help with the new science project by giving Bobby a guilt trip about all the problems he has caused and offers to move out. The plan backfires, however, since Bobby is thrilled with the idea and encourages Skeeter to leave. After one night apart, and a scary dream, Bobby realizes that although his cousin is annoying, he is a good friend.
Ginger's mom has a no make up policy... She won't allow her daughter to wear any make up at all until she's a teenager. Will she wait that long when school pictures are coming up? Meanwhile, Carl and Hoodsey take a trip with the garbage man.
O'Reily regrets getting Cyril involved with the trial drug when it starts taking effect. Meanwhile, Giles's request for an unusual method of execution creates controversy and the Chinese refugees are deported...but not before plotting revenge on Morales.
Sharon dates a rapper who turns out to be Rubberband Man, who has escaped from prison. Static isn't pleased and that's not all Rubberband Man has to worry about: two metahuman bounty hunters are on his trail.
Superintendent Dalziel and partner DI Pascoe investigate murder, and find a bond forming between them despite their blatantly different personalities.
A woman who has saved the band from thirsty raptors will die if she cannot return immediately to the cave of the fountain of youth.
Sketches include ""Dude, Where's Air Force One"", ""Superbore No More #1"", ""Superbore No More #2"", ""The Breakup"", ""Superbore No More #3"", ""What Men Want"", ""Put Down the Gun"", ""Antonia - Help Wanted"", ""Kirk the Waiter"", ""Pot Luck"", ""Encore - All You Can Eat Lorraine (#518)""
Dar fights to restore the balance of nature when a village starts losing young women to the river's starving crocodiles.
Kurt accidently finds an abandoned lab, and is sucked into a pocket dimension by a strange device he finds there.
This episode demonstrates the production processes for hearing aids, 3-D puzzles, rubber mats and toilets, and shows how each is made.
The crew find a doctor that can heal Moya's burns and remove Crichton's neural chip. Things are complicated however when Crichton is informed he needs additional brain tissue from a donor in stasis who will die when the tissue is removed. Also Scorpius is beginning to take over Crichton's brain.
Parental neglect may have led to the tragic death of the son of two famous singers, leading them to fear for his sister. Benson develops a strong attachment to the girl who has a history of serious injuries.
When Sabrina reluctantly takes in Zelda for a few days while Hilda's on a home remodeling binge, Sabrina and her roommates try to loosen up the tightly wound Zelda.
SG-1 finds a deserted Goa'uld palace, where a beautiful device causes suicidal tendencies.
When Norm's video snooping finally drives Denby to quit, Laurie is given his job as administrator. Not that she wants it. Meanwhile, Danny has trouble expressing his "feelings" to Shelly.
Nash is suspicious of a teen's involvement in a brutal ambush that targeted a pair of lawyers, leaving one riddled with bullets and the survivor barely wounded. Meanwhile, Joe is burdened by an unwanted roommate, and Cassidy begins seeing Rachel's blind date.
Lizzie is looking forward to the science class field trip, but she is mortified when she finds out that her mother is a last-minute replacement as the girls' chaperone. Lizzie fears that her mother will embarrass her to death, and Mom does a pretty good job of doing just that while they are competing with the boys on a nature walk. But Mrs. McGuire proves how cool she can be when she helps the girls get back at the boys for a prank they pulled then takes all the blame herself. Back at home, Matt and Mr. McGuire are left on their own and try to cook for themselves.