A letter Maggie wrote to herself as a teenager makes her re-examine her current life against the ideals she had at fifteen. Shelly ignores a chain letter, and then bad luck falls on the Vincoeur household. A new barber arrives in Cicely and Chris tries to be his friend, but he doesn't want anything to do with an ex-con. A lump is discovered on Joel's head, so he goes to Anchorage and finds out the lump may be malignant, so he starts to live his life to the fullest.
Newspaper columnist Dave Barry deals with everyday life in the suburbs.
Everyone is furious with the children for taking the law into their own hands. Frank tells an imprisoned Potch that his partner in crime is dead. Potch inadvertently tells Frank that his partner's name is Weeks. Back at the farmhouse Bella, Ted and Connie are given a huge lecture by the doctor, and their punishments are handed out for the upcoming month.
Stardate: Unknown. Quark tries to boost his reputation by taking credit for the accidental death of a Klingon in his bar, but lands himself in the middle of a Klingon political struggle.
Precinct 88 investigates a grisly murder in the Skall Street district which leads to a pair of telekinetic vigilantes.
An old girlfriend tempts Charlie; Claudia and Julia both lie to get what they want.
John Forsythe plays Ellie's imposing father, who won't take no for an answer when she defiantly refused the senior vice presidency of his global business empire.
Iago turns to stone when he mistakenly falls victim to Abis Mal's curse.
Jake's friends (especially Jo and Amanda) are shocked to learn that the Pretty Lady has exploded. The Coast Guard finds Jake clinging for life to a buoy, and he returns to the building safely. Jo is hurt when Jake completely ignores her to visit Amanda, unaware that he is breaking the news of Palmer's death. When Jo shares her feelings with Jake, they get into a heated argument. He turns his apartment keys over to Matt and takes off on his motorcycle. Alison is disgusted when Billy begins dating their new secretary. Jane and Chris ask Sydney to seek Michael's share of the design firm in the divorce settlement, but Michael tricks her into settling for $5000.
Will tells a tall tale about seeing a mob killing, then being placed in a witness-protection program in the backwoods of Alabama.
Clark needs to protect Lois against a man she sent to jail five years ago, and what this man wants more is revenge.
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
Hawkeye saves a settler from the French trader who kidnapped her, but killing him prompts revenge from the trader's Huron allies.
A former friend, Max Hunter, who believes Lovejoy had an affair with his wife, kidnaps Charlotte and plans to kill her. But he gives Lovejoy a sporting chance to find him by leaving a series of clues.
The Shadow Master once again uses a virtual reality system, this time to absorb people's minds and become the smartest man alive. Billy, Jimmy and Kona must once again team up with Megabyte and Sashiko to stop the Shadow Master and free the imprisoned minds.
The brothers Pete come to the rescue of fellow trick-or-treaters when the Pumpkin Eaters threaten to ruin Halloween for Wellsville.