Hyacinth is completely insulted when she is awarded second prize at the local craft fair, and over Lydia Hawksworth. Scandalized even further when she and Richard are overtaken by Lydia's new car, it isn't long before Richard's worst fears are realized and Hyacinth sets her sights on a newer, more expensive Rolls Royce.
Mrs Bennet is delighted to have one of her daughters married at last. Elizabeth sees Wickham in his true colours when she meets him again after his elopement. There is great excitement in the neighbourhood when Bingley returns to Netherfield, bringing Darcy with him.
An old girlfriend from high school visits Joe and he invites to spend the night. Matt accidentally sees the girl get out of the shower, causing Claire to tell Joe he is setting a bad example for the younger boys. Andy, meanwhile, can't face telling Claire that he isn't ready to go to a sleepover birthday party at a neighbor's house.
Young, urban newlyweds Paul and Jamie Buchman try to sustain their marital bliss while sidestepping the hurdles of love in the '90s.
Dr. Wily has pulled the moon closer to Earth, creating widespread disasters.
Katz's ex-wife comes to visit Ben, prompting Katz to threaten to move out.
To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.
Three old men from Yorkshire who have never grown up face the trials of their fellow town citizens and everyday life and stay young by reminiscing about the days of their youth and attempting feats not common to the elderly.
A burglar known as ‘Bero man' makes several attacks in the area, including terrifying Gina and injuring Maggie. He has also been known to bake a sponge cake in his victims houses before he leaves. The Bero man turns out to be a local girl who was feeling trapped by her family. A Bob Dylan look a like arrives and entertains everyone with his music. He is later found to be a drug dealer who gave some to two girls who were later involved in a car crash in which the driver died. Greengrass also unknowingly gets high on a hash cake that mysteriously appeared in his oven!
In "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores," strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising statues to life. In "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie is killed in a freak accident and seeks revenge in the childrens' dreams. In the final segment, Homer steps through a secret portal and becomes three-dimensional.
Follow real-life law enforcement officers from various regions and departments of the United States armed with nothing but with cameras to capture their actions, performing their daily duty to serve and protect the public.
With Magneto seemingly dead, Fabian Cortez takes over Asteroid M, and initiates a nuclear war with Earth. The X-Men attempt to sabotage his warhead stockpile, and rescue Gambit, finding assistance in the most unlikely of places.
Dr. Mariah Crawford has developed a cure for Spider-Man's disease, but she is reluctant to give an untested serum to him that may result in permanent loss of his powers or worse. After an angry outburst from Spider-Man, however, she hands it over. Peter, at the ESU lab, is secretly observed by Michael Morbius, who then swipes the infected blood sample after Peter leaves for the night. Working alone in the campus bell tower with borrowed equipment, Morbius has an accident which will change him forever.
When a human designer releases a new fragrance, the monsters discover it works as a toxic gas against them.
Oblina is not superstitious, but when she steps on a slug, she starts experiencing circumstantial "bad luck." Ickis and Krumm give her a lucky charm to turn her luck around.
After Norma gives birth, her mother files a custody suit for Allie; Georgie and Brian spend a weekend together; romance sparks between Teddy and her life-saving doctor.
Splinter convinces the Turtles that it is their duty to fight evil, even when the whole world is against them. Carter and the Turtles team up with April to get the goods on Dregg.
After Ned's proposal, Nancy tries to prepare for the wedding. A mystery ensues and the wedding is called off.
Bison takes over a nuclear facility in China; Guile assigns Blanka and Chun-Li to stop Bison, but Chun-Li has revenge on her mind.
Sketches include ""Phone Sex"", ""A.D.D. Girl"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole"", ""Outing Dummy"", ""Psychic Cop"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Tuba Bang"", ""Debra and Debbie"", ""Racism Vs Spam"", ""First to a Million"", ""Don Martin- Wish Bone"", ""Apollo the 13th"", ""Phil's Mulatto Monologue"", ""Don Martin- Blow Up Girl"", ""Cookin' With Sherry"", ""Circus Guy"", ""Homeland Improvement"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #2-Woman"", ""Rolling Stones Video-Like A Rolling Stone""