TV Episodes
F Is for Family
Season 4, Episode 8
A string of good luck lifts the mood at the Murphy house. But a family outing to the fourth-grade play unleashes a fresh wave of chaos.
F Is for Family
Season 4, Episode 4
A lunch date sends Sue even deeper into a funk, Bill discovers a different side of his grandfather, and a desperate Vic offers to record Kevin's band.
Central Park
Season 1, Episode 4
Paige hunts a rat, Owen battles trash in the park, and Molly obsesses over her disastrous first kiss.
Dating Around
Season 2, Episode 5
All of Brandon's dates come with surprises, from a dashing smile to a passion for cheese. But who will he pick when past, present and future collide?
Dating Around
Season 2, Episode 4
She shares her heart and charms her suitors with honesty and confidence. But can Heather handle one beau's surprising hobby?
F Is for Family
Season 4, Episode 3
Frank struggles to make good on his promises to Bill and Maureen. Vic gets a rude surprise on his first day back at the radio station.
F Is for Family
Season 4, Episode 2
On back-to-school night, Frank stews over flashbacks to his fourth-grade play, while Sue fights to get Kevin into a special program for dim lights.
Dating Around
Season 2, Episode 1
He's got smooth moves, swift jokes and a soft spot for his mama. Now Justin is ready for real romance — and an awkward round of guess my age.
F Is for Family
Season 4, Episode 1
A surprise visit from his estranged dad sends Frank off the deep end and into the confession booth.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 10
Patrick returns to the castle with the rescued Princess Blossom only to find it under siege. The minotaur maze was only part of the assassins devious plan, and Patrick comes face-to-face with the force that has been terrorizing the kingdom all season: the devious assassin. With the royals imprisoned, Patrick must rely on his family and friends to help him defeat the assassin and save the realm from those conspiring to overthrow the monarchy.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 9
The assassin has orchestrated the kidnapping of Princess Blossom, and a Minotaur holds her captive in its maze. Now the King and Queen must abdicate the throne, or their daughter will be eaten by a monster. Patrick and a host of fellow adventurers including his own siblingsmust brave the labyrinth and its traps in order to slay the Minotaur and retrieve the Princess.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 4
As a string of high-profile assassinations rock the kingdom, the headstrong and petulant Princess Blossom returns home from school to attend a giant music festival. Patrick is stuck as her one-man security detail. Guarding the mischievous teenager gets even more difficult when the assassin strikes the festival, and Patrick realizes hes truly in over his head.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 5
Patrick is thrilled to escort King Merriman to a charity golf retreat, only to arrive and find out its actually the Chill Society, an annual bacchanal where rival kings meet to divvy up power and party their faces off. Patrick is shocked at his look behind the curtain, especially when hes exposed to both a dark royal secret and a Chill Society custom that threatens to kill one of his own family members.
Harley Quinn
Season 2, Episode 11
In order to defeat Psycho's army, Harley Joker need to track down Fables' storybook with the Justice League inside.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 1
Young Patrick dreams of earning his knighthood and dispensing justice to evildoers. Hes driven by his goodhearted, earnest nature, but also by guilt: his own siblings are some of the lands most notorious crooks. However, when Patrick finally lands a coveted squire position at the royal castle, his dream job quickly turns into a nightmare.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 8
When a deadly plague sweeps through the Kingdom, Patrick accompanies the royal family north to stay safe, isolated in an icy ski lodge. While the family makes it to the lodge, Patrick finds himself trapped in an ice castle with a Yeti, who happens to be an agoraphobic hoarder. Patrick tries to help the Yeti overcome her issues as, back at the lodge, King Merriman finds a surprising challenger for his title of Alpha MalePatricks father, Glenn.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 6
As the only uncut squire, Patrick is horrified to learn that he will need to undergo a circumcision to keep his job. Meanwhile, as Blossom celebrates the arrival of her first period, she learns that she will soon be forced into a chastity belt, taking away her opportunity to lose her virginity to her beloved boyfriend Keefer. She enlists Patrick to help make her Super Sweet Period Party everything she wants it to be. Together, the pair suffers the pains and obligations of growing up.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 2
Patricks excitement to start his new squire job is quickly dampened when he is placed in charge of deciding who to execute as part of King Merrimans publicity stunt. While Patrick struggles between pleasing the King and staying true to his anti-death penalty morals, Coral and Ruben campaign for the high profile role of executeeThey dont want to be executed, but its an honor to be recognized.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 3
When Patrick scores highly coveted tickets to a Kraken watching cruise for his parents, he sees an opportunity to impress his hard-to-please father. The gift blows up in his face when the cruise is hijacked by a radical protest group and his parents are taken hostage. Now Patrick must stop the hijacking at any cost, even if it means making a deal with the devil.
Crossing Swords
Season 1, Episode 7
Fed up with a string of bad investments that have led the kingdom to bankruptcy, King Merriman throws out a pot of magic beans, which quickly grow into a giant beanstalk. Seeing an escape from his responsibilities, Merriman climbs the beanstalk with Patrick pursuing him. They find a beautiful kingdom in the clouds, a society of peace, sharing and kindnessa perfect new realm for Merriman to dominate and ruin. Patrick has to return the King to the surface before he destroys the cloud kingdom and before the beanstalk is chopped down and theyre stranded forever.
