In tonight's show Alan is joined by X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, US actor and Jackass star Johnny Knoxville who discusses his new film Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, and Gok Wan tells Alan all about his new book Gok's Wok, while music is from One Republic who perform their latest single Counting Stars.
Donato's Chairwoman Jane Grote Abell goes under cover and discovers that pizza isn't the only thing getting baked at one store.
The guys and girls visit Bali where they must model swim wear while walking under water. The situation causes one guy to suffer a panic attack. At the photo shoot, the models pose with snakes and leopards at a local zoo.
A-Troupe decides to hold auditions for two new dancers to replace Emily and Stephanie.
Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson discuss the topical events that fire up the great British public. Guests joining them in their quest are Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.
Shark Car and UmiCar are best car friends, and they're racing together as a team in the Umi Grand Prix, the biggest race in Umi City. However, some of Team Umizoomi's meanest rivals, the Shape Bandit, Dump Truck, Squiddy, and the TroubleMakers are in the big race. Even with help from Milli, Geo, and Bot, can the two best pals win this big race?
After Pluto gets injured, Goofy is forced to substitute for a dog show that Mickey entered Pluto in.
A conspiracy theorist helps Five-0 when a missing artifact is the key to solving a double murder.
Scott and Stonebridge try to keep their promise to protect Ester; Richmond and Martinez follow an Al-Zuhari associate; the team sets out to stop an infiltrator before he reaches a populated area.
Zak, Nick and Aaron get their chance to investigate the Alcatraz prison.
Stephen Fry presents a killer edition of the quiz about quite interesting facts. With Sandi Toksvig, Trevor Noah, Jason Manford and Alan Davies.
Sheldon gets mad at Amy for ruining one of his favorite movies, Raj and Stuart try to make their online dating profiles more appealing, and Leonard tries to play the sympathy card with Penny.
Through flashbacks we learn more about Olivia's estranged relationship with her father. Meanwhile, both the White House and Pope & Associates are still in the middle of cleaning up the very big and very public mess they created.
Turkey season in the spring keeps the wardens on the lookout for poachers; a porcupine is returned to its natural habitat; a suspicious kennel is investigated and found to contain illegal timber wolf hybrids.
The ultimate social experiment makes the move from the safety of a mansion to a beach-side paradise in Fiji, where eight new beauties are paired up with eight new geeks. After they spend a night out of their comfort zone in an open tent, the geeks have to channel their inner warrior when they perform a Fijian war dance in front of a real-life tribe, with the winner receiving a surprise package, while the beauties are tested on their English skills in a spelling bee where one incorrect answer sees their geek's undies filled with live crabs. The winners of the two challenges each nominate a team to send to the Elimination Room, where they compete in a quiz in which the team with fewer correct answers is eliminated.
Host Sean Brock prepares a typical Appalachian dinner; cooks chicken dumplings with his mother; visits with chef Joseph Lenn at Blackberry Farms in Tennessee; and learns how to make fried okra and country ham.
Cookie gets a job at a Scottish restaurant leaving Jimmy to take care of the family.