The band is fed up with Ofdenson knowing more than they do. They want their fifth of everything and decide to hire an efficiency expert to tighten up matters at Mordhaus and maximize their weekly allowance.
Alex takes on an internship with a top Fashion Magazine and decides to put on an outrageous fashion show featuring Harper's bizarre wear to teach her boss a lesson for taking credit for her ideas. Jerry and Theresa hire a new girl, Millie, at the Sub Station that Justin immediately falls in love with so Max tries to help.
Three murders lead to a preschool with an exclusive and long waiting list.
Three teenagers from the Pai Zhug Kung Fu Academy are chosen to fight the forces of an opposing academy and all other forces of evil.
Mary learns that her witness, a NCAA basketball star, has a gambling problem
Miley and Jackson forget that it's Robby's 40th birthday, and argue over why he is annoyed at them. When they find out, Miley distracts Robby at a CD signing, while Jackson tries to organize a last-minute surprise party to cover up that they forgot.
A time experiment in the 1950s sends a bizarre monster to Ben's time. Now Ben, Gwen, and Kevin must team up with Paradox, a time traveling hero, to face off against the unstoppable creature.
It is Christmas and DCI Barnaby deals with an explosion and some killings near a freight company, at the same time as trying to deal with his acting CS who has very strong beliefs about teamwork.
Candy is sick of Cory lying to her, so he promises not to lie anymore, while Stickler also gives up his gadgets and spying ways to be friends with everyone. When the President and Victor go on a trip to New York, Cory is left in charge of Sophie and Tanisha. Candy comes over to play house, but Cory doesn't realize she actually meant trying to instill good values and education into Sophie and Tanisha. Sick of Candy not letting them have fun, Sophie prank calls Cory and pretends to be a girl named Kimberly, causing Candy to get upset and leave. Knowing that he never went out with a girl named Kimberly, Cory enlists Stickler's spying expertise to find out who really made the call.
The Earth has been overwhelmed and the universe faces dominion by the resurgent forces of a terrifying and limitless empire led by one of The Doctor's greatest enemies. Aiding the Time Lord in a final battle are several of his closest allies and companions, but for one of them, a price will be paid...
The guests on this episode are Phill Jupitus, Claudia Winkleman, Gabby Logan and Mark Watson.
When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach (Ryan Stiles) to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.
A new cop is left to guard a serial killer dubbed "The Eater". Things take a turn for the worst when her fellow cops begin to act strangely.
In episode 603, it's time to take a closer look at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, a government agency that spends scads of taxpayer money to achieve what private industry might be able to do more profitably and efficiently.
Susan goes against Bruce's wishes when she decides to go to the fundraiser at the Deckers to help raise money for the star of the controversial film who is having legal trouble.
When Flapjack thinks he's unable to tell directions, he and K'nuckles decide to go to school. But K'nuckles finds himself unable to keep up with the other students and later plans to steal the candy rewards that the teacher gives out. However, he finds out something strange about the school.
Ash continues his training with Gligar, but finds out it has become fearful of battles since the battle against Paul's Gliscor. The group meets Gary again, and Ash asks Gary to help him solve the problem with Gligar, and Gary gives Ash a Razor Fang, which makes Gligar evolve into Gliscor.
A Swinub shows up at Mr. Backlot's mansion and starts to eat all the Poffins. Dawn tries to stop it by making her own Poffins for Swinub. Dawn ends up capturing Swinub at the end of the episode.