Peter's father Francis visits and learns Stewie has not been baptized. He and Peter take Stewie without Lois' permission and have him baptized. Learning this, Lois impresses upon Peter that Stewie should have a choice so he starts one.
Master Shake and Meatwad screen clips from the upcoming film "Untitled Master Shake Project".
The escapades of Stan Smith, a conservative C.I.A. Agent dealing with family life, while keeping America safe.
The squad races against time to rescue journalist John Moffet before he is executed by his abductors. The team also learns a bounty has been placed on Smoke's head. Meanwhile, Bo returns home and Vanessa finally hits rock bottom.
The Simpsons re-enact the Nativity; a World War II tale stars Grampa, Mr. Burns and Santa; a musical features "The Nutcracker Suite."
Live from New York, it's... Will Forte! Sketches include "A Holiday Message from the Vice President," "Stuart Little Mouse Removal Kit," "Sbarro," "Appalachian Emergency Room," "Christmastime for the Jews" (cartoon), "Channel 5 Photo Shoot," "Lazy Sunday" (film), "A Very Downer Christmas," "Space War 2148," "Two A-Holes Buying a Christmas Tree," and "Spelling Bee." Neil Young performed "It's a Dream" and "He Was The King."
When a failed alchemical ritual leaves brothers Edward and Alphonse Elric with severely damaged bodies, they begin searching for the one thing that can save them: the fabled philosopher's stone.
Gordanian transports Starfire and tries to bring her to their home world. She escapes and causes havoc on Earth. Robin and other young heroes arrive to stop her. The origin of the Titans.
The futuristic descendants of the Looney Tunes characters become superheroes when the aftershock of an alien meteor grants them each with strange new powers.
A 14-year-old receives ghost powers and uses them to save the world.
Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in the same class. However, Malcolm decides to defend him.
The adventures of a group of ten-year-old friends who fight for the right to do everything that adults restrict from them.
Raven and Cory gets revenge from their old babysitter Ms. Patterson "aka" "Pushover" Patterson. After, Raven and Cory ate their mom and dads anniversary cake years ago and blamed Ms. Patterson for eating it.
Anchor Bay's collection, which has amassed some of the best horror film anthologies.
A legal drama that rips away the facade of suburbia to reveal that sometimes quiet streets can hide the darkest crimes.
A stand up comedian suddenly becomes a father when he takes custody of his sister's three children.
Charlie seeks out an engineering professor to help him recreate a fire scenario to solve an arson case.
After a stand-up comedian commits suicide, he's left in between worlds. Melinda tries to help him find closure.
It's Christmas and Julius and Rochelle find it difficult in breaking the news that they can't afford presents because of broken water heater. Chris is suprised to discover who the canned food drive is really for...
Lou has finished cementing the new patio at Andy's house. A couple need travel insurance for their holiday... computer says no. A man and wife are going out, leaving their son in the 'experienced' care of a certain chav babysitter. Linda 'helps' a student with a mole problem. Sir Norman Fry reveals an embarrassing incident involving two men and a glac cherry. Marjorie has asked the FatFighters to bring in a photo of each of them, not looking their best, for 'inspiration'. The man and wife check up on Vicky. At a computer shop a clerk seeks technical advice from a horse, init Daffyd explains to his mother why he cant get a job. At another 'emergency' meeting of neighbour watch, Sid demonstrates what to do if a gang of yobs attacks you in your home. Mr Mann visits Roy's fancy dress shop. Lou and Andy visit a rugby match. Sebastian's being paranoid about the PM spending time with Gregory... or is he Emily Howard introduces a fellow young mother to her 'Baby Flo'.