Lucas blows his first Varsity game and decides to quit the team. The wedge between Nathan and Peyton continues to grow after Peyton tires of Nathan's jabs at Lucas. Meanwhile, Keith forces Karen to deal with her feelings for Dan after she refuses to step foot in the high school gym to support her son.
While Luke is willing to lend Lorelai his truck to help Rory move into her dorm, he's not too thrilled when the project turns out to take all day to accommodate Lorelai's last minute shopping trips to keep Rory's room on a par with the rest of the dorm, to say nothing of Lorelai's seeming inability to drive a stick, losing his spare tire, and saddling him with the old mattress from Rory's dorm room Rory's roommates turn out to be a jock, a year old prodigy sorely lacking in socialization skills, and none other than Miss People Person herself, Paris Geller, who arrives with a life coach in tow Nicole's partners descend on the diner and threaten to ensnare Luke in a morass of paperwork and legal complications when he refuses to hire a lawyer or even discuss accepting a settlement responding to Rory's attack of homesickness after just four hours, Lorelai returns to Yale and sets up a dorm-wide takeout food test to judge the quality of the local restaurants, their delivery speed, and
Sebastian reviews the PMs bad press after a recent bi-election. Vicky's in a pub trying to buy alcoholic drinks for herself and her mates. Lou's taken Andy to the seaside and is trying to buy him an ice cream. At Kelsey Grammer school a pupil called 'Thorpe' has been moved down a year. Kenny Craig is playing Scrabble with his Mum at the hospital. The two Black-and-White Minstrels are trying to find accomadation. After an informative debate about the fat content of dust, Marjorie introduces the group to her sister Barbara. Back at Kelsey Grammer, there's new addition to the class. from the seventeenth century. The Pianist stops his performance to check the time Sainsbury's supermarket shuts. Daffyd's bored as he believes there's no social activities for gay people. Myfanwy proves him wrong. Lou takes Andy to the video shop. Emily Howard is renting out a room. Sir Bernard Chumley greets an aspiring young actor - Joe. Ray McCooney has a very satisfied customer... well he was. Kelsey Grammer school has another new boy... here boy Fetch Dame Sally tries to finish off a book by extending words of quotes by several letters. Denver Mills has been booked to promote Hug-a-Leper week. World Record Attempters attempt to eat the most hard boiled eggs.
Bridget is horrified when Cate is asked to fill in as the sex ed instructor in her daughter's class. But Cate is in for a shock when she tries to answer a student's written question about being pressured to have sex -- and realizes it may be from Bridget. Meanwhile, Paul and Kerry are too embarrassed to look each other in the eye after watching a foreign film together that contains a sexually explicit scene.
Nick tries to help a young lady who has cancer but get can't the insurance company to help her out, this puts Nick in a bind. Nick asks Lulu to help him get the insurance company to pay for her medical care. Nick tells his client's dad he needs to look somewhere else for the money.
During a training exercise, a marine's parachute fails to open and he crashes into a parked car where two teenagers were making out. The NCIS team heads to the scene and has to determine if the marine's death was accidental or a murder.
Michael Kyle longs for a traditional life, but his day-trader wife Janet, gangsta rap-worshipping son Michael Jr., and brooding daughters Claire and Kady make his dream just that ... a dream.
Sean and Christian learn that they have to take a test in order to continue practicing. Sean and Megan visit a doctor to learn that there is nothing they can do for her. Mrs. Grubman returns to get an operation on her and her fianc. Christian passes his test, but Sean walks out. Megan commits suicide. Julia finds out about Sean's affair with Megan.
Kyle has a new favorite toy - a Packers Team football. Since Jim's favorite team is the Chicago Bears, he does not like that Kyle has a different team's ball.
A seemingly psychotic Collector simultaneously takes credit and blames Dylan for the fall of the Commonwealth. He also claims to be hosting or holding captive the Triumvir Tri-Jema. The crew must decide whether to accompany Dylan on yet another odds-defying journey to save the Universe or to retire in relative safety.
Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew.
The body of a man involved in recovering sunken treasure is discovered pinned to the wall of his new cabin cruiser by a bloody spear fired from a speargun at close range.
The corpse of Greg an old friend of Danny is found, Senator Henderson visits the Montecito and "King Arthur" is the new special show act.
The entire Abbot family is turned upside down by the return of Dr. Linda Abbott, who has been practicing Eastern-based medicine in exotic locations the world. Edna, who is blinded with pride, doesn't see her daughter's loneliness, and loses sight of her own life with Irv. But Linda encounters the most resistance from her brother Harold when she announces her decision to join his practice. Meanwhile, Andy learns that some 'tweens may be practicing unsafe sex, and is shocked at their parents reaction to the situation. Finally, Bright asks Ephram to keep an eye on Amy, ...
A sportscaster must take on the responsibility of being a full-time dad when his teenage daughter moves in with him.
Mona and Dee Dee are half-sisters with the same father who didn't really know each other when they were little and are complete opposites, but as adults they live in the same apartment building and at least try to bond.
Lynn's frustration with her celibate boyfriend Sivad leads to mistrust, so she digs into his dating past; Toni finds it tortuous to live within her means when she must have an expensive luxury handbag.
Nikki tries to buy a cemetery plot for her and the professor.Stevie and T invite a new singer into the group but realize she's trying to steal the spotlight.