Matt boards the wrong school bus and spends a day at Lizzie's school, where Lizzie has a harrowing time when everyone is besotted with Matt, including Ethan.
When Kimmy Burton might be transferred to England, Nitz tries to get her an elaborate travel clock. Two things stand in the way, though: Rocko get thrown out of his frat house for the weekend and diverts Nitz's ability to order the clock by taking him out to as many bars as possible; and Gimpy and the rest of his minions get their Internet access cut off by Rita the R.A., and Gimpy leads a student rebellion against her, using a secret weapon to distract her: Cal.
An alien shape-shifter owns a unique curio shop whose merchandise possess strange powers; when a petty crook accepts a peculiar wallet he learns the hard way that money not earned comes at a price.
Talyn is swallowed by a boodong, leaving Stark and Rygel stranded in a transport pod.
As the threat of war looms over Europe in 1938, tensions simmer below the surface of the Cazalet family.
When a hooded man leaves a Smoochum with our heroes, it unravels a tale that will take them all the way to the bright lights of the silver screen!
The you-know-what hits the fan times when the citizens of South Park hear the word Sht on the popular show, Cop Drama. Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world
Ash and his friends have one last obstacle before Olivine City: a scorching desert! And when Cyndaquil goes missing, they have more than the heat to deal with!
Shaz can't take much more bullying, and Dr Waugh offers her some help. Virginia is not all she appears to be. Helen makes an accusation against Fenner. Mark tries to win Gina back.
Tom falls asleep in Daria's bed, spurring rumors that they're sexually active (thanks to Quinn), which eventually makes her consider putting those rumors to rest by giving up her virginity for real.
At drinks with the girls, Carrie announces that she has had a "mind-blowing" orgasm with Ray. She confides that she usually doesn't experience that kind of orgasm with someone she doesn't love. She wonders: "How much of sex is the connection?" Samantha has some news of her own: she is in a real "relationship" -- with Maria. She tells the girls that Maria has opened her eyes to the joys of "making love" with an emotional connection.Charlotte wonders why she can't "have the sex and the relationship" with Trey. She worries that Trey will never ask her to move back in to their apartment, even though their sex life is going so well. After Trey asks Charlotte to "measure his John Thomas," Charlotte storms out of the apartment. But Trey shows up at Charlotte's apartment the next day to ask her to move back in with him, and she accepts. Miranda, on the other hand, has sworn off sex. She says that she can't cope with another bad date - she is on strike. Anyway, what is a man when you can have a relationship with a delicious eclair?Carrie tries to bring her relationship with Ray up to speed with the sex, but whenever she tries to talk with Ray, he can't seem to focus on anything other than his music, or getting her into bed. She decides that she is going to have to hold out for both: the mind-blowing sex and the relationship.
The family considers selling the business. Their latest client had an unfortunate accident with an industrial dough-mixer.
Xena revisits her past by returning to Japan to save the city of Higuchi and make amends for her past mistakes.
During the testing of a molecular transporter device, a duplicate of a woman is created, causing ethical problems as to whether to have this new life terminated.
Annoyed by Cal's antics, Nitz decides to stay with Jessie after he suddenly finds that she is very much a woman when her towel falls off in front of him. Speaking of women, Gimpy encounters a female online hacker named "She-Prime"; at first he views her as a threat, but then he starts to form what passes for a relationship with her.
Moya rendezvous with Talyn who is seriously damaged. They hide in the atmosphere of a planet to prevent the Peacekeepers from finding them. D'Argo and Rygel go down to the planet to find some Clorium, a drug that will help Talyn recover.
Our heroes take part in a high-speed race in a hot air balloon, but the stakes are raised when Team Rocket enters as well, causing chaos in the clouds!