Bender fears that nobody will remember him after he dies, and sees his chance for immortality when the crew is enslaved on the planet Osiris 4. Posing as the planet's new pharaoh, Bender orders a humongous statue built in his honor, and quickly goes mad with power.
Grampa falls in love with Zelda, a woman who has an interest in men who can drive. He decides to get his driver's license back, but is ignorant to Homer and Marge's concerns that she is only using him for his car.
Ginger wins the student council election on the premise of having "big brothers" and "big sisters" to guide the younger elementary school trouble makers. When she assings George Magrority, a military academy kid, to her brother after he blows up the septic system at his school, will he have a positive influence on Carl, or will he go too far?
Eugene and Rebecca go head-to-head with Helen Gamble on a case involving a father accused of an unthinkable act of child abuse. Meanwhile, ADA Mitchell Wheeler, who previously made an indecent and unethical proposal to Ellenor, returns, this time with a different kind of offer for her.
When the Flash is mind-controlled into committing a crime, he and Green Lantern work to clear his name and uncover a sinister scheme.
Tommy accidentally bites Merton, turning him into a werewolf too while a Werewolf Hunter was in town. Lori and Tommy told him to use wolfsbane to reverse him back into fully human before he becomes fully werewolf, but Merton tricks them, and he continues his life as a werewolf. Tommy and Merton have a little fun because now Merton is athletic. But Merton is not like Tommy, because he becomes evil and causes trouble in Pleasantville. All of Tommy's plans to retrieve Merton and change him back had failed. There are only two ways to get rid of a werewolf: A silver bullet through the heart, which is obviously out; and Werewolf anti-bodies, which Lori has in her bloodstream from when she almost turned. The only problem with that is there is a possibility that she will turn too. Merton tricks Tommy into the trap he fell into and Tommy almost gets tranquilized. Merton uses silver-nitrate gas to weaken Tommy. Lori tells Merton that she's decided to be a werewolf too and Merton bites but then c
Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
Michael fights to get Ben back in his life – he has to prove he can handle the HIV positive situation. Brian is introduced to his mother's minister – but they've already met (not in church). Ted has a really hard time dealing with some performance enhancing drugs.
Jackie provides security for a valuable Chinese artifact. The museum decides to transport the artifact via a cruise ship, and allow Jackie to take his family along. Tohru's mother joins them on the cruise.
Virgil refuses to cooperate with a police officer attempting to search his backpack, because he doesn't want her to find his Static suit. It turns out that this cop is his dad's new girlfriend, and that she was looking for a briefcase stolen by two boys who are also making meta-gas.
SG-1 trains a team of raw cadets, and Colonel O'Neill is forced to take them into a real-life battle situation when he learns of a possible alien incursion at the SGC.
On a scorching hot day, Manni tries to maintain his body temperature so it doesn't go over 88 degrees; Fran has problems with a new neighbour, and Bernard tries to find an appropriate "summer girl".
A group of disparate fugitives from an interplanetary tyranny find themselves in control of a massively powerful starship.
Hoping for one last adventure with his Crimson Chin action figure, Timmy wishes to be doll-sized.
Thanks to all the stuff he's gotten from his fairies, Timmy's parents suspect that he's a shoplifter. On the same day, Cosmo and Wanda have an inspection day with Jorgen Von Strangle. Timmy must prove his innocence while his godparents prove their competence or they'll never see each other again.
Max must take on a cult of superhuman-blood addicts when she learns they're being led by a Manticore mutant intent on rebuilding an X-5 army. Meanwhile, Joshua falls in with the wrong crowd after Alec tricks him into delivering his packages for Jam Pony.
After SpongeBob has a small role in a commercial for the Krusty Krab, he thinks he is now famous.
Squidward quits his job after Mr. Krabs accuses him of stealing the first dime he ever made, but Squidward has a hard time finding a new job.
Three short stories: Jack vs. the Worm: Jack confronts a two-headed riddling serpent who will grant him his wish if he can answer their questions; The Metal-Eaters: Jack confronts a family that feed on metal and eat Jack's sword; Jack, the Gargoyle and the Fairy: Jack tries to rescue a wish-granting fairy from a gargoyle so that she may grant his wish to return home.