Fry discovers the ability to download any celebrity onto a blank robot, and chooses to download Lucy Liu, with whom he falls madly in love. Repulsed by this disgusting display of human/robot love, Leela, Bender, and Zoidberg set out to shut down Nappster.com and put an end to illegal celebrity downloads forever.
While babysitting both Trinity and Mrs. Peterson's dog, Ricky accidentally gets shot and the dog devours a tray of hash brownies. A vet treats both the dog and Ricky. In order to pay the vet, Ricky and Julian must repossess a lawn tractor owned by a former patient who hasn't paid the vet's bill. The Boys successfully recover the tractor -- but not before Ricky gets shot for the second time that day.
Hal is inadvertently responsible for a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighborhood evacuation; Malcolm deals with being grounded even in the emergency shelter; Francis suffers through a date with a geeky 12-year-old.
An alien tv crew comes to Earth to film MIB agents on the job just as Drekk returns to cause trouble.
A purple metahuman goes on a rampage at school, and Virgil and Richie think they know who it is: an honor student whose grades were less than perfect.
Werewolves make life a nightmare in the treehouse; Challenger faces a scientific challenge when Malone turns beastly.
Holmes' friend Victor's father is apparently being blackmailed. Ever since the appearance of Hudson, a new hiree, he has seemed edgy, and mysterious notes have been found. But how far back will this case take our heroes? Holmes' must unravel events from before Victor's birth in order to solve this case, including why Mr. Trevor is using an alias.
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A movie star is caught speeding and asks the station for help in allowing him and his girlfriend, who he’s been hiding from the public, to be able to go on a date without the paparazzi hounding them. The gang works out a decoy plan
Arina must seek Dar's help when she is pursued by The Apparition who is after her unborn child, and by Voden who desires her mare's foal.
Magneto reveals the his plans for the winners of his challenge - to fully unlock their powers with a machine he has built. Back at the mansion, those left behind regroup, and decide to pay Magneto a little visit.
After escaping from Hades and capturing the Fates, Caesar changes the Threads of Fate in order to change his destiny. He makes Xena his empress and rules the world by her side. Gabrielle is a talented playwright and Alti is the High Priestess of Rome, and she wants all the power for herself and will stop at nothing to get it.
The mouselings vie in a treasure hunt in teams of two. But The Pinkpaws cheats on Angelina and Alice, who vow revenge.
Angelina paints a picture for Miss Lilly as a Christmas present, then learns that The Pinkpaws will give Miss Lilly an expensive necklace
Johnny is a film director, writer and a star of a new movie that he has created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.
Johnny mistakenly boards the Blue Goose 9000, a supersonic train prototype instead of a commuter train heading to visit his aunt.
Carl and Pops dare Johnny to catch a rare fish, the "potty-mouth salmon".
Lizzie and Miranda note that when a girl gets her first bra, her personality somehow seems to change. They decide they are ready for their first, and hatch a plan to get Lizzie's mom to take them to the mall where they will shop for ""school supplies."" Lizzie is a terrible liar, though, and blurts out the real reason for the trip. Mom is overjoyed to help the girls out, but she embarrasses them as they are shopping. Lizzie is very harsh with her mother, telling her that she and Miranda are old enough to do their own shopping and to leave them alone. The girls face further embarrassment when they run into Kate, Claire, and their English teacher Mr. Coppersmith. They also find that they don't know what to look for.