Paul tries to stand between Susan and her kidney transplant; Felicia is released from prison and swears revenge against Paul; Gabrielle is furious about a neighborhood party planned by Renee; Tom is caught between working with Carlos and a job opportunity; Andrew's drinking concerns Bree.
The new Pope wastes no time consolidating power and balancing opposition to him in the College of Cardinals by elevating his children to high office, installing Juan as head of the papal armies and Cesare as a cardinal and his successor, while seeking a politically fortuitous marriage for daughter Lucrezia.
Rodrigo successfully bribes and intimidates his way into an election as Pope Alexander VI, making him the new leader of the Catholic Church; powerful Cardinals Della Rovere and Orsini oppose his rise; the Borgias recruit a talented assassin named Micheletto to their cause.
In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter. After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.
A man is looking to rev up his sex life; a woman must cope with the possibility she may never have children.
A newly wed couple discovers Vaginismus when trying to consummate their marriage.
Upon returning from school one day, Ohana Matsumae learns that her mother is going on a moonlight flit with her boyfriend to escape from debt and they are sending her to live at her estranged grandmother's hot spring inn in the country. When her best friend, Kōichi Tanemura, hears of this, he confesses his love for Ohana before running off, not seeing her off when she leaves. As Ohana arrives at the Kissuisō inn, she makes a bad first impression with one of the employees, Minko Tsurugi, before being informed by her grandmother, Sui Sujima, that she is to work at the inn to earn her keep. She is shown around the inn by the head mistress, Tomoe Wajima, and another employee, Nako Oshimizu. When Ohana notices the hard work Minko has to do, she tries to do something nice for her by airing out her futon, but it ends up falling off a window and landing near some customers. As Minko is slapped by Sui for Ohana's mistake, Ohana demands to slapped even harder, though Minko doesn't particularly thank her for it.
Harry loses his cool with 3 swimmers that he's forced to rescue just seconds after warning them not to swim in a dangerous area. However, calling them "imbeciles" and "idiots" puts him in hot water.
New lineup and new faces on High Stakes Poker as Jonathan Duhamel, Julian Movsesian, and Bill Perkins make their debut alongside Haralabos Voulgaris, Phil Laak, Mike Baxter, Jason Mercier, and Barry Greenstein.
Sketches include Lawrence Welk Cold Open, Elton John Monologue, ESPN Classic: Ladies Shot Put, Knights of the Realm, An SNL Digital Short: Laser Cats #6, Elton John & Leon Russell: "Hey Ahab", Weekend Update, Elton Visits the Queen, and more.
When Private's cuteness factor tests off the charts, the penguins use it to their advantage.
General Steel unleashes his newest dastardly creation in the form of his own giant killer robot, and faces the team of heroes to scramble in order to find a way to defend themselves and the planet without the aid of Octus.
Coop breaks every window in Dennis' house, and is forced to work off his debt by working in Henry's store.
The Full Moon Jam is coming up. The cutest boy in school wants to perform a duet with Tori, but she finds out he has a reputation. Is Tori just having trust issues or is this guy bad news?
Lockup explore prison facilities throughout the United States, profiling notable inmates, incidents, and prison operations.
Squidward becomes concerned when Patrick convinces SpongeBob that he needs to become more sentimental.
Team Natsu along Wendy and Charle are on a mission in the mountains. Because of the snow, Lucy catches a cold and she can’t go to Fairy Tail’s annual flower watching. Natsu doesn’t have fun because of this and he and Happy unroot one of the cherry trees so that Lucy can see it.
Some people believe that the Oscars mark the highlight of the awards season, while others would argue the Baftas are the most exciting event of the year. However, most would agree that Total Wipeout - The Awards provides the biggest laughs. This programme encompasses all of the best action of the series. It celebrates people getting punched in the face by the Sucker Punch, it applauds people falling off the Big Red Balls in style and it revels in people spinning off Dizzy Dummies. All of this as well as recognising that some contestants deserve praise for doing really rather well. Richard Hammond is once again ready to present the contenders such awards as the Close But No Cigar award, the Finest Face Plant prize and the Outstanding Contribution to Mud. The show culminates in the biggest prize of them all: Best Presenter. Will Richard steal it from co-host Amanda Byram in his quest to win it two years running?