The value of the greatest of joys -- a healthy baby -- becomes evident after chemical warfare leaves humanity unable to produce normal offspring. Those rare couples like Sherry and Tim who do conceive a normal child become the focus of intense government attention as desperate officials seek a cure. Held captive in a secret maternity hospital run by Dr. Royce, Tim and Sherry realize the panic-stricken government plans to make their beautiful new-born daughter a permanent ward of the state.
Brodie suggests that a classmate of his named Schack should be a suspect in the death of the student that Munch believes committed suicide. Frank and Mary meet with their marriage counselor and they begin to air some issues. Bayliss and Kellerman try to link together two deadly bombings. Schack attacks Brodie, but he can't prove it. He does offer a way to get Schack to admit to the murder. Frank tells Mary that he will agree to getting Olivia baptized. Mike connects the two bombings; the victims were both connected through the death of the Korean grocer who was murdered by a man who worked for Luther Mahoney. They suspect that there may be more bombs, including one at the courthouse where Meldrick and Julianna are waiting to meet with Judge Aandahl and Danvers, both of who were associated with the Korean grocer case. Frank arrives late to the baptism; Mary takes this as a sign and tells him she is leaving him for a while.
Opening jokes; educational romance filmstrip; interview with Special Guest: Jenifer Lewis. Commercial for Pervis, Pervis and Platt; ex-girlfriend gifts. Performance by musical guests: ?uestlove, D'angelo, Raphael Saadia and Ali Shaheed Muhammed.
Beavis and Butt-Head go to a lingerie store. There, they touch all of the underwear on sale, thinking it means they'll "sort-of score" since women will wear them someday.
As Sabrina and Harvey grow closer, her aunts reveal that when a witch kisses a mortal for the first time, the mortal turns into a frog. Unable to stop herself, however, Sabrina kisses Harvey, and must find a way to change him back.
Urkel narrates romantic vignettes featuring the Winslows and friends.
Just as crestfallen Cory gives up hope of seeing Topanga again, she shows up.
While touring Bangalore, Jonny, Jessie and Hadji find a rare falcon, reputedly from a hidden realm that appears once every 500 years - a realm whose river's water is said to bestow immortality. A beautiful ornithologist is also very interested in the bird; but is she who she says she is?
After Cassidy is hit in the behind by a stray bullet at school, Nash and Joe go on the hunt for the shooter and the dealer who's putting guns into kid's hands. Due to earthquake repairs on his apartment, Nash and Nick have to take up residence with Lisa for a few days. It's here that Nash meets Freddie, the apple of Cassidy's eye, the pain in Nash's behind, and learns that Cassidy's decided not to go to college.
Frank enters a hospital emergency room looking for Catherine, who is working the night shift in child counseling. Suddenly, paramedics rush in with a bloodied woman on a gurney. Frank is inexplicably drawn to the stranger, and as he moves closer, notices a curved slash on her palm. He raises his own right hand, revealing a thin white scar which matches exactly the slash on the victim's hand. The woman dies from her injuries.
Freak's attempts to learn telekinesis leaves him too tired to adequately guard the Diamond Hat of the Czars.
Lister is conflicted when he discovers that he actually misses Rimmer, who's been away protecting the universe for far too long.
Martin and the gang go on a cruise, which Gina accidentally misses. He later meets a beautiful woman named Ellen who he believes is contemplating suicide. But after a talk with Martin, decides not to kill herself, and begins to develop a romantic interest in him. Tommy and Pam try to just be friends, but their friendship is tested after Tommy meets another beautiful woman. Later that night, stowaway Cole accompanies Pam to the bar, where they begin to drink heavily. The next day Pam wakes up in bed next to Cole and believes that they have slept together. Meanwhile, Martin is awakened by a knock on the door, and finds a half dressed Ellen has come to his stateroom to pay him a visit.
Martin and the gang are on a cruise ship with The Love Boat characters. Martin is doomed to finish the trip without Gina, who missed the boat, and is stalked by a suicidal temptress. Tommy thinks that Pam is suddenly interested in Cole, after finding them in bed together.
Nurse Carol Hathaway is held hostage during a convenience store robbery, then befriends one of the gunmen.
Mark aids an old friend, Joe Mannix, in solving a 25-year-old, unsolved murder.
The detectives have to prove that a Gulf War veteran has stolen missles. Williams meets with G's french teacher about G's crush on her.
Jonny and Benton venture into Jessie's mind to undo Surd's malicious attempt to strike at the Quest team from within - but it turns out that Jessie can take care of herself.
Wanting more time to focus on her new job, Rachel suggests that she and Ross take a break from their relationship. Ross later seeks solace at a party. Phoebe dates a diplomat who needs an interpreter to communicate with her. Chandler and Joey ponder a ménage a trois with a woman who seems hot for both of them.