Two clowns are having a contest to see who can make the other laugh first and they use Johnny as their victim and play pranks on him, which made him late for a date.
A dorky kid is trying to get a date with Suzy for a dance and Johnny shows him the way to get girls and the kid ends up getting girls by acting like Johnny and also gets a date with Suzy.
The infiltration of drugs into Oz has reached unprecedented levels, and the undercover efforts of McManus and Glynn to find out who's smuggling them in backfires in a deadly way. Despite a lockdown in Emerald City, the drugs continue to trickle in—and the blame shifts from prisoners to corrupt officials.
Ella's car ends up in the pastor's swimming pool and Frik and Worsie go to help. In their absence, Boeboe, Beryl and Koekie get involved in a fight that almost ends in a court case.
The son of a world famous mystery writer, Jimmy Kudo, has achieved his own notoriety by assisting the local police as a student detective. He has always been able to solve the most difficult of criminal cases using his wits and power of reason.
The stolen Directory has ended up in the hands of Red Cell, and operatives are being hit around the world. Section is being forced to evacuate. In order to learn Red Cell's next move, Nikita and Michael attempt to capture Red Cell's next move, Nikita and Michael attempt to capture Red Cell's counterpart to Birkoff, but instead, they themselves are captured and tortured. Neither of them are willing to divulge Section's current location, but when Michael admits his love for Nikita, she breaks, because she can not stand to see Michael tortured any further. Far from destroying Section One, Nikita quickly discovers that this was the intended plan all along, and Section has a big surprise for Red Cell.
Katz takes a class in making African ritual masks.
A group of disparate fugitives from an interplanetary tyranny find themselves in control of a massively powerful starship.
Upon returning to his new apartment, Peter is confronted by the Prowler. Revealing himself to be Hobie Brown, he tells Peter that he knows about Peter's connection to Spiderman! And what does the Kingpin have to do with it all?
A new engine killer wepaon is stolen whilst Ed and Alex are testing it. Beckett escorts a statsman, Van Straaten to a peace conference, their vehicle is stopped using the engine killer, and they are held hostage by Virghiz nationals, who do not want the peace treaty to go ahead. They want Beckett's secret codes for Prject Darkling, so they can attack their enemies in Virghiz. Beckett escapes, but Van Straaten is left behind.
Tyler makes a date with a girl for his first school dance, but Mark gives him bad advice on how to treat women.
Major Kawalsky is possessed by a Goa'uld, and the SGC must find a way to remove it without killing him.
Beavis finds an unopened can of root beer along the side of the highway, and Butt-head convinces him that it must be shook up before he opens it.
Zorak is zapped until he can apparently no longer regenerate, leaving Space Ghost without a bandleader. Moltar is instructed to fill in for his dearly departed friend by singing renditions of German folk songs, which puts Beck, the show's lone guest, to sleep.
Jean-Luc panics when he discovers he'll be cutting the First Lady's hair; Frank finds a guy for Al.
While trying to find a missing girl an undercover detective discovers a cloning ring.
Games performed: Questions Only, Sound Effects, Number of Words, Let's Make A Date, Newsflash, Hoedown
Dexter's father gets challenged to an arm wrestling match against a local champion at a truck stop, when he causes the champion to lose for the first time, but refuses to do so even when he trashes the family car. He finally accepts the challenge when he slams the door in Mom's face. Dee Dee knows he'll get creamed, so Dexter builds him a robotic arm to help him win the match.