Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
Stardate: 49170.65. Sisko travels to Earth when a bombing at a Federation conference is determined to be the work of Changelings.
After Austin gives Marion computer-aided financial advice, a computer mix-up gives Marion a large sum of money.
Jane has suffered a stroke, and is left paralyzed on one side. Sydney insists that she did not realize the pills would cause this reaction. Kimberly suggests that Syd dodge suspicion by becoming Jane's caretaker. Jane moves into the beach house. Brooke asks Billy to meet her at the hospital, and says that she has suffered a miscarriage. She pushes Billy to get her pregnant ""again,"" as she can only gain access to Hayley's money through a child. Billy learns the truth from Brooke's doctor, and declares that the marriage is over. Bobby convinces Amanda, Peter and Alison to join him for a weekend in Palm Springs. Billy drives down to talk with Alison, who decides to leave early. Bobby declares his love for Amanda. They kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve, as Peter secretly looks on. Bobby settles a malpractice suit for Peter. Matt stops Alan from moving to New York by asking him to move in with him. Billy arrives home to discover that Brooke has slashed her wrists.
A blithe boy name Jonah enlists in a camping expedition with a group of misfits where an ancient legend has awoken in the woods.
Two special agents from the CGI are investigating disappearances in level 31. Their prime suspect is Mouse but the real abductor ends up being something far more dangerous: a web creature. The Guardians would destroy all of Mainframe to kill the web creature, but Bob has other ideas.
After concocting a serum, a scientist is captured and held for ransom by Vega.
Ray enters the brutal world of politics when he launches his campaign for eighth-grade President.
Dr. Sloan suspects a cunning D.A. in the murder of an acquited defendant.
The gang spends a typical Saturday in Wellsville. Ellen tries to deliver a pizza dressed as a bunny, Wayne tries to keep his new white sneakers clean, Monica keeps the streets safe as she looks for an evil ninja, Big Pete gets a haircut, and Bus Driver Stu gets frustrated with a traffic light that rarely changes to green, and when it does, won't stay that way for more than a few seconds.
In Egypt, they find the Pack working on another of Xanatos' schemes - trying to pry immortality out of the god of death Anubis' hands.
Games performed: Film and Theatre Styles, Questions Only, Song Styles, Scene To Music, Whose Line, World's Worst, Props, Narrate, Press Conference, Bartender, Party Quirks, Hoedown
Ron and Natalie live on an island off the coast of South Carolina with their three children, James, Vanessa and Simeon; their niece, Shaina; and a giant tadpole named Binyah Binyah Poliiwog. Together they learn about life and culture and getting along with others.
Three old men from Yorkshire who have never grown up face the trials of their fellow town citizens and everyday life and stay young by reminiscing about the days of their youth and attempting feats not common to the elderly.
Games performed: Film and Theatre Styles, Questions Only, Bartender, Scene to Music, Whose Line, World's Worst, Props, Narrate, "Extra Bits", Old Job / New Job, Stand Sit Bend, Hoedown
Jubilee's first Christmas with the X-Men doesn't go exactly as she expected, when she, Storm, and Wolverine become involved with a mission to save the Morlock child known as Leech.
The infected Megabyte merges with Hexadecimal, turning into the energy devouring super-virus Gigabyte. It must be stopped before it gathers enough power to create a portal to the Net.
Alex and George discover that gifts and decorations aren't as important as the Christmas spirit, while Dave's gift to Vince is a chimp that runs amok in the plant.