After Sid works off a debt with loan shark Big Gino, the two become friends, but when Sid is told to give Arnold a swirlie, he has to choose between the two.
The lives of long-time friends Alan, Terry and Graham are turned around after they play a drunken prank on their old headmaster.
Doug is distraught by Carrie's indifference when she learns that his new trainee is a beautiful woman, so he tries to make her think something's going on.
The guys go see Star Wars and are all completely blown away by it. Red asks Eric to hang out with his boss's son now that he's started working at the plant full-time again. David was an awkward kid the last time Eric saw him, but now he's a hunk who likes reading Donna's short stories. Also, Laurie starts hitting on Kelso out of boredom.
Christopher and Adrianna cut a deal with a famous gangsta rapper who claims that Hesh pocketed royalties belonging to a cousin who recorded several hit songs decades ago. Meanwhile, Tony plays golf with Cusamano and his white-bread friends.
Daggett and Norbert are in a cave with Stump for some harmless "spaylunking." Dag gets hungry and his growling stomach causes the tunnel to cave in, blocking the exit. Trapped inside the mine with no exit and no food, Daggett tries to eat Stump.
Eugene battles his ex-wife Sharon for custody of Kendall. Sharon claims Eugene's profession and questionable tactics are sending the wrong message to their son. Helen prosecutes a young man for stealing a girl's car, but begins to doubt the alleged victim's story when the accused makes a very credible witness. The witness claims she was car-jacked. The accused adamantly maintains that the girl loaned him the car. Rebecca represents a psychologist fired from his job after suffering a head trauma that left him cross-eyed.
An animated series based on the popular children's toy "Digimon", in which kids raise and train electronic monsters to fight against those raised by other kids.
Kevin discovers a hidden knack for computers and joins a hackers club. Dr. Franklin, Kevin's psychiatrist figures he has misdiagnosed Kevin: instead of a sociopath Kevin is, in fact a misguided genius! Kevin re-routes the city's 911 calls to Percy who discovers a hidden talent of his own ""fighting"" crime as the super hero ""Drunken Welfare Man.
An examination of how the major powers fought by proxy in different areas of the world throughout the era.
Chuckie thinks that he's not normal because he can color with either his left or right hand.
A sound-waves researcher transforms into Shriek, a villain who can control sound, and Batman must thwart his evil plans.
Brothers Tommy and David discover some scary secrets about their new upstairs neighbors. They seem to be inviting guests over that never return. Clues within the neighbor's apartment seem to prove that they're eating their guests.
Spike takes a beating during a chance encounter with an indestructible assassin. While Jet searches for the secret to the madman’s power, Spike goes looking for payback!
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Syd helps a stripper leave the business, drawing fire from Dr. Marcus and the dancer's angry lover; Joanie makes a splash at a cooking contest; Robbie gets involved with a bookie.
Action League Now Hit of Horror: K-Podge creates a song which hypnotises people to destroy the Action League, so Bill The Lab Guy calls Lou Rawls to Help. Prometheus & Bob Laundry:Prometheus and Bob sit in a hot spring while washing laundry, until an alien ruins the fun. Life with Loopy In the Doghouse:Loopy gets aressted by the guad dog next door while looking for her frisbee. Hockey Monkey Adults everywhere are looking for a Monkey and some kids who are playing hockey together. Music by Jimminy Kroekel and The Zambonis. Henry & June Theme Sidekick: A ""sidekick"" arrives, Jimmie McGee (an Ed McMahon type, blue tux), to laugh at Henry and June's jokes in case the audience doesn't get them.
Topanga is in wedding plan mode, and persuades (strongarms) Cory into accompanying her, Shawn and Angela to a posh ceremony in the hall of her dreams -- where an unhappy father of the bride offers Cory a million dollars to marry his daughter. Meanwhile, Tommy pleads with a heartbroken Eric to adopt him so he won't have to move to California, and Eric pretends to no longer want Tommy so he can be happy with his new family.