Stardate: Unknown. Captain Janeway starts seeing characters and objects from her holo-novel around the ship. Soon afterwards the crew begins entering a catatonic state one by one, while only Kes and the Doctor remain unaffected.
Bison orders Ryu to attack Ken, who refuses to engage and tries to convince (to no avail) his friend to snap out of his control. Guile runs into Zangief and engages in a fight with him. Cammy enters Dorai's hospital room, but her attempt to finish her job is foiled by Fei Long, who confronts her.
Young, urban newlyweds Paul and Jamie Buchman try to sustain their marital bliss while sidestepping the hurdles of love in the '90s.
Three old men from Yorkshire who have never grown up face the trials of their fellow town citizens and everyday life and stay young by reminiscing about the days of their youth and attempting feats not common to the elderly.
In "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores," strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising statues to life. In "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie is killed in a freak accident and seeks revenge in the childrens' dreams. In the final segment, Homer steps through a secret portal and becomes three-dimensional.
MacLeod's old friend, Kit O'Brady, comes into town in search of a good race horse and a change of luck. MacLeod knew Kit back in Gold Rush San Francisco, when Kit ran the Double Eagle Saloon. Kit lost the Double Eagle to Amanda in a poker game and has blamed her ever since for his string of bad luck -- and he's vowed to kill her. When Amanda chooses to breeze back into MacLeod's life while Kit is there, MacLeod is hard pressed to keep them apart and to keep them from killing each other.
Hyacinth is completely insulted when she is awarded second prize at the local craft fair, and over Lydia Hawksworth. Scandalized even further when she and Richard are overtaken by Lydia's new car, it isn't long before Richard's worst fears are realized and Hyacinth sets her sights on a newer, more expensive Rolls Royce.
Mrs Bennet is delighted to have one of her daughters married at last. Elizabeth sees Wickham in his true colours when she meets him again after his elopement. There is great excitement in the neighbourhood when Bingley returns to Netherfield, bringing Darcy with him.
An old girlfriend from high school visits Joe and he invites to spend the night. Matt accidentally sees the girl get out of the shower, causing Claire to tell Joe he is setting a bad example for the younger boys. Andy, meanwhile, can't face telling Claire that he isn't ready to go to a sleepover birthday party at a neighbor's house.
Katz's ex-wife comes to visit Ben, prompting Katz to threaten to move out.
To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.
Dr. Wily has pulled the moon closer to Earth, creating widespread disasters.
Splinter convinces the Turtles that it is their duty to fight evil, even when the whole world is against them. Carter and the Turtles team up with April to get the goods on Dregg.
After Ned's proposal, Nancy tries to prepare for the wedding. A mystery ensues and the wedding is called off.
Bison takes over a nuclear facility in China; Guile assigns Blanka and Chun-Li to stop Bison, but Chun-Li has revenge on her mind.
The school district’s Vehicle Maintenance Inspector, Junkett is about to condemn the Magic School Bus!
The girls' gymnastic team, featuring star performer Lindsay, should be going to the state finals, but they don't have the money and the coach has quit. Ryan's schemes to pump up attendance and generate money include letting it ""slip"" on R.J.'s radio show that Michael Jordan will attend the girls' next meet! (Mr. B. make him refund the money.) In practice, Lindsay sprains her ankle. When it comes to rehabilitation, she's afraid to put herself through a full workout. Lindsay tells Ryan that she doesn't want to take any risks and she won't compete in the finals. Tommy leads the football players on strike in support of the girls' team. Screech talks to Lindsay and he tries to straighten her out. At the semi-final meet, the stands are full. Maria and Rachel both get excellent scores for their routines, then just in the nick of time, Lindsay arrives in uniform. She scores a ""10"" in her event. Bayside wins the meet and will go to the state finals.
Tommy has fallen for a girl named Nicole, but he's afraid she's too classy and cultured for him. He confides to Rachel that he's trying to write poetry for Nicole. Tommy reads a poem of Rachel's in class and gets an ""A."" Nicole is impressed, and Tommy makes a date with her--at the opera! Ryan schemes along with R.J. to make Tommy appear cultured, hoping to impress Nicole's father so that they can get Boys II Men tickets from him (he's the manager of the L.A. Amphitheatre) and take out Lindsay and Maria. Tommy is now nervous about meeting Mr. Miller and feels like a phony. Nicole tells Rachel and Lindsay how cultured ""Thomas"" is, which causes the girls to bust out laughing. When Nicole finds out from them that Tommy didn't write the poem, she's mad at him for deceiving and using her and doesn't want to see him. Meanwhile a school ballet production is called off, disappointing Nicole. Tommy volunteers to dance in the production so Nicole's father can see her perform, and he recruits the
Sketches include ""Phone Sex"", ""A.D.D. Girl"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole"", ""Outing Dummy"", ""Psychic Cop"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Tuba Bang"", ""Debra and Debbie"", ""Racism Vs Spam"", ""First to a Million"", ""Don Martin- Wish Bone"", ""Apollo the 13th"", ""Phil's Mulatto Monologue"", ""Don Martin- Blow Up Girl"", ""Cookin' With Sherry"", ""Circus Guy"", ""Homeland Improvement"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #2-Woman"", ""Rolling Stones Video-Like A Rolling Stone""