Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
Cyril and Bert compete for the mayorship of the Evergreen Forest. Finding out about a deal Cyril struck with Lady Baden-Baden, the pigs rig the election, but the outcome is completely unexpected.
With her husband away on a mission, Charlene guiltily draws close to a man in her support group for military spouses who wife is also away. Meanwhile, lottery fever sweeps Sugarbakers.
With Ava's prosecutorial work taking her away from her household duties, a miserable Wood has to take up the slack.
In an attempt to make Onslow jealous, Daisy finds herself a toyboy. However the plan fails and Daisy sends Onslow to the Church hall to meet Richard, in a final ploy to get him to notice her antics.
Hilary becomes Will's personal maid when he threatens to disclose she's dropped out of UCLA.
Sketches include: The Brothers Brothers: Two Sisters for Two Brothers / Barbara Bush Visits the Illiterates / Dickie Peterson: Cherub of Justice / Anton's Thanksgiving / D-Nice performs
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
Proving a burnt Mark Twain manuscript is a fake is the reason for a book expert's murder.
A horror anthology about a family of monsters watching a different horror story every week on their TV. Each tale is separate, often cautionary with occasional dark humor and irony and features various deadly creatures.
The Nanny leave to go to the market and she leaves the alone babies.
Both Sophia and Rose take advice from Blanche that lands each of them in hot water. Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth. While Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she tells him she loves him, he doesn't respond with what she hoped.
Black Bart, a villainous cowboy-ghost from the Spirit World, takes over a Texas town, planning to drain its underground spectral energy well of a power source that will turn him into a full-fledged demon!
If Zack wants to run the track meet, he better prepare his ancestry report where he gets help from an Indian.
When Kyle must take a plane to New York for a police convention, Evie discovers that he is afraid to fly, so Donna and Evie create a ""fear of flying"" program to help Kyle overcome his fear, but when Evie pretends that the are taking off, the house really does take off because of Evie's powers.
Jeanette is a beautiful mermaid who meets a shy scientist's assistant named Simon.
Doug and Joey enroll in a wilderness camp for troubled teams to investigate a murder that happened there and find themselves constantly in trouble with the ex-marine who runs the place.
Kirk and Andrew manage to get backstage passes at a model show being held at their school. When one of the models is injured, Andrew is enlisted as his replacement. But while he is getting changed, the school photographer takes a picture of him and makes it into the year's school calendar! Andrew discovers instant popularity and money, but in the end has to make the choice of whether it's really worth it.