When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns.
Maude and Vivian go out for drinks one evening, while Arthur and Walter go away for a golfing weekend. The two girls soon compare notes and discover that an old flame who once dated both of them has sent them each a post card saying he'll be in town. The two girls quickly get drunk while debating over who he finds more attractive.
Jed Hockett(Harry Morgan), a farmer, orders his three boys to go to town and return with prospective brides.
When several men fall to their deaths at the same convention, Kojak doubts that mass suicide is the explanation.
Comedy Spot: The Nightingale Song; The Family: Hospital Visit; Rubber Bands and Bits of String; The Broken Merger; TV Commercials; Poopi Le Moko
As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to remold Ellen into an image the boy will like.
WJM-TV hires a young business consultant, who demands certain changes for The Six O'clock News, offending every member of the news team.
Lionel has a fight with his parents and moves into the Bunkers house for a night.
Caine thinks he has found his brother, but he is really an imposter who is being pursued by a young gunfighter.
The crew of Los Angeles County Fire Department Station 51, particularly the paramedic team, and Rampart Hospital respond to emergencies in their operating area.
A kung-fu-fighting pup and his snickering cat sidekick battle crime.
The cases of an easy-going ex-convict turned private investigator.
Fred's friends Julio and Ah Chew are getting on Fred's nerves and Lamont takes on the challenge of trying to change Fred's bigotry towards minorities. When Lamont fails, he decides to move out and in with Julio, something that unnerves Fred who doesn't seem to get use to the arrangement.
Chico tries to persuade Ed to take a loan from the bank to improve conditions of customer service.
Burke and Virdon are helped by a young woman and a young boy while searching for an underground computer in a ruined city, but their plans go awry when Alan is captured and Urko uses the boy to get information from the astronaut.
Steve Keller goes undercover as a draft-dodger to discover who killed a young Vietnam war deserter.
When somebody takes pot shots at Fran's hot-headed cop boyfriend, he soon comes under suspicion for a handful of assaults and two murders. All the trouble seems to be linked back to a case he investigated with his one-time partner, now turned private eye; but is it a case of cop-turned-bad, or is it something else?