Kristin finds herself comparing her boyfriend to John Baker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the ambitious owner of the restaurant she manages; as part of Eve's sniper/hunter training, she and Mike try to catch each other unaware.
Jamie Theakston looks into the contentious theory, popularised by the Da Vinci Code, that Jesus was married with children and his bloodline lives on today.
Mr Khan's plans to join the committee are threatened by the arrival of his mother-in-law.
A teacher seeking financial gain; a daughter plotting murder; a lonely heart and damaged mind. These women truly believe romance is dead.
A newly engaged Illinois man mysteriously collapses and suffers organ failure and gangrene from Legionnaire's disease. His fiance gazes in horror as he must choose between life and limb; a perky animal-loving eight-year-old girl survives rabies – a disease with a 99% fatality rate; a college freshmen almost goes blind from a bout of Acanthamoeba keratitis.
The popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Richard Osman and guest panellists Dan Snow and Mark Steel.
Zac continues to try to find the trident. Lyla focuses on keeping him from it. Rita won't keep giving the girls money so Sirena makes bracelets for the Café to sell. While Sirena gathers shell for them, Zac catches a glimpse of her tail.
Meerkat pups Squirt and Weeny belong to one of the most famous animal families on the planet, animals that are now stars of screens both big and small. These furry celebrities are also part of the longest running animal behaviour study ever, now in its 20th anniversary year. David Attenborough tells the full story of the study - from its pioneering days when it was a challenge to even get close to a meerkat, to the very latest revelations about these animals and their complex lives. For Squirt and Weeny, the study means very little, as they are facing up to the challenge of a drought and one of the toughest years in their family's history.
In tonight's show Alan is joined by X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, US actor and Jackass star Johnny Knoxville who discusses his new film Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, and Gok Wan tells Alan all about his new book Gok's Wok, while music is from One Republic who perform their latest single Counting Stars.
Donato's Chairwoman Jane Grote Abell goes under cover and discovers that pizza isn't the only thing getting baked at one store.
The guys and girls visit Bali where they must model swim wear while walking under water. The situation causes one guy to suffer a panic attack. At the photo shoot, the models pose with snakes and leopards at a local zoo.
A-Troupe decides to hold auditions for two new dancers to replace Emily and Stephanie.
Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson discuss the topical events that fire up the great British public. Guests joining them in their quest are Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.
Shark Car and UmiCar are best car friends, and they're racing together as a team in the Umi Grand Prix, the biggest race in Umi City. However, some of Team Umizoomi's meanest rivals, the Shape Bandit, Dump Truck, Squiddy, and the TroubleMakers are in the big race. Even with help from Milli, Geo, and Bot, can the two best pals win this big race?
After Pluto gets injured, Goofy is forced to substitute for a dog show that Mickey entered Pluto in.
A conspiracy theorist helps Five-0 when a missing artifact is the key to solving a double murder.