Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.
Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hookup while Sheldon and Howard stake their best comic books on a bet to determine the species of a cricket.
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Lies affect the Suttons, not least when Sage breaks Charles' confidence about the money, and Bishop returns seeking revenge.
Shocked to learn that ZBZ has slipped in the ranks down to fourth, Casey is determined to bring ZBZ back to the number one spot by motivating their pledge class to take action, believing that, if they create a cool photo shoot for the Lamda Sig calendar, it could improve their house’s ranking. However new pldge Abby convinces the other pledges to boycott the shoot so, in order to make nice with the ZBZ pledges, Ashley and Casey get them all makeovers. Meanwhile, dissatisfied with her college experience, Jordan wonders how to make her time at CRU more fulfilling and, in an effort to prove his love and commitment for Jordan Rusty decides to lavaliere her. When Rusty divulges his plans to his KT brothers, they warn him of the Kappa Tau curse that occurs when a brother lavalieres his girlfriend. Elsewhere, Cappie helps Evan find a part time job to help his financial situation, but when he meets one of Evan’s new and very attractive co-workers, Lana, he decides to get a job too.
Horatio takes point as the negotiator when an armed gunman storms CSI headquarters and takes hostages.
Boyd and his team uncover the awful truth behind the walls of the psychiatric hospital.
Presenter Richard Hammond looks at engineering achievements and how they were brought about by technological innovation. Discover how a trundle wheel, Russian submarines and a Hawaiian volcano helped architect Frank Gehry design one of the world's most iconic buildings.
A group of boarding school students embark on the search for a treasure when one of them discovers a long hidden secret in the attic.
Kitty guards a devastating secret that could change the Walker family forever. Meanwhile, Nora and Holly work together to thrown an engagement party for Justin and Rebecca; Tommy remains in Mexico; and Sarah heads to France.
Eric visits the doctor's office after getting some unsavory news from Drama about his latest fling. Ari investigates Terrance after he unexpectedly offers to sell Ari his share of his agency. Meanwhile, Turtle prepares for Jamie-Lynn's departure and Drama's emotions get the best of him during his audition for Melrose 2009.
Jane takes on a case where a woman believes she was switched at birth but finds she has her own “mommy issues” when she receives an unexpected visit from Jane’s mother. Meanwhile, Kim and Grayson must calm Parker’s nerves on a case for one of his closest friends, when they realize Parker hasn’t been in the courtroom in a long time.
When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.
Tommy blir hederlig. Välkommen tillbaka till Playa del Sol och de vänliga reseledarna på Shine. I deras professionella händer kan man koppla av och till fullo njuta av sol, bad, god mat och strålande underhållning. Eller, vänta nu, hur var det med gänget på Shine? Klara är uttråkad. Hon vill ut ur Cocos Björne-dräkten och Steffen får ta över. En mamma blir förtjust i björnen och Steffen får svårt att motstå frestelsen. Tommy får problem med sin nya partner Klara. Varför måste man ändra på något som alltid har fungerat?
Chad is the new guest star on So Random, and he and Sonny have to do a sketch together where they will kiss, much to her dismay. Chad then says when Sonny looks into his eyes she will fall in love with him. Sonny takes this seriously, and, worried she will fall in love with Chad tries everything she can to get out of it. In the end, they do the sketch and just as their about to kiss a pig flies into Sonny's hands, so she let's the pig kiss Chad. Meanwhile, Nico and Grady get control of Marshall's office for the day, in exchange for Chad's So Random appearance.
Mike gets married and his bride is finally revealed will it be Katherine or Susan? Meanwhile, Lynette deals with the realities of being pregnant again; Bree works to break free from Orson; Gaby is tested by Carlos' niece who continues to stay with them; and a new family with dark secrets moves to Wisteria.
The Pawn Stars get a call about a 1979 KISS pinball machine - can it still "Rock 'n Roll All Nite", or will it steal Corey's quarter and KISS the deal goodbye? Then Rick is stumped when a woman brings in a 1914 Star-note $20 bill. Will everyone walk away with new money, or will it turn out to be chump change? And when an old easy rider brings in his classic 1982 Harley Davidson Shovel-head, Chumlee decides to buy it for himself - but can he raise the cash before the Old Man sells it off.
Betty tries her hand at local politics. Don is forced into thinking about the future. Peggy receives a luxurious gift.
With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.
Six months after the season finale, Dexter is now living with three kids and a wife in a new home. Along with his new son Harrison, the complexities of being a suburban father of three is making it difficult for Dexter to concentrate on his work. His lack of sleep leads him to let a murderer walk by bringing the wrong documents to court and causes him to get into a car crash. Now retired Agent Lundy has returned to finally capture the mythical "Trinity Killer" who has arrived in Miami.