Dorcas is fascinated by the wealthy recluse Mr Reppington. What is his true identity?
Bill pulls out all the stops to win Paley's support for the State Senate nomination, while Nicki continues as his campaign's 'secret weapon.' Meanwhile, Margene gets the cold shoulder; Marilyn pitches to represent the casino's interests in Washington; Frank picks a bad time to drop by the casino; and Bill absorbs a last-minute sucker punch from Coburn.
Newlyweds move in next door to a veteran married couple of 25 years.
SpongeBob and the rest of the Bikini Bottomites travel to Texas to try to save Sandy from a rodeo.
Phineas and Ferb create an orb that allows its user to pass through objects to help find Linda's guitar pick, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to destroy a statue honoring his brother Roger.
When Aunt Tiana and Uncle Bob’s wedding is moved to the Flynn-Fletcher's backyard, Candace hopes that her brothers do not upstage her role as maid of honor. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to transform food into junk food
Private is upset when Mort is chosen to be the cover animal for the zoo's brochure.
When a beautiful falcon crash-lands in the zoo, Skipper insists that she stays.
Actor Ashton Kutcher hosts; Them Crooked Vultures perform "Mind Eraser, No Chaser" and "New Fang." Sketches include "On the Record w/ Greta Van Susteren," "Gertrude's Will," "The View," "Cialis for Threeways Commercial," "Roman Slave Boy," "Weekend Update" with guests Liam (a teenager who just woke up), Eliot Spitzer, Jean K. Jean, and Garth and Kat, "What Is Burn Notice?" "Access Hollywood's Oscar Coverage," "An Even-Tempered Apology from Rahm Emanuel," and "Wedding Band.
Dr. Doom conquers Chthon's mystical dimension to free his mother Coco Von Doom. Though Doom ends up with Chthon's evil powers, he also finds himself dealing with his mother's monstrous nagging.
Duke is excited when his sister Stamps comes to visit, but is shocked when he realizes that Stamps is engaged to his arch-enemy, Baxter. However, the animals learn that Baxter is after Duke and Stamps' uncle's priceless dog bone collection. When they try to frame Baxter for chewing up a couch at his bachelor party (so that Stamps will dump him because she hates couch-chewers), Duke beats him to it and now scolded in front of Freddy and Peck. So at the altar, Duke tells Stamps about Baxter going after the dog bone collection, she dumps Baxter and he is launched in the field.
Lupe falls in love with Fanboy after he "saves" her from a spider. Problems arise when she won't stop pestering Fanboy once love-struck.
Fanboy assembles a mop girlfriend as a date for his school dance. However, when Chum Chum's date, his cousin from West Apetown, arrives at the dance as well, Fanboy falls for her.
Mark and Melissa Mann have four young children -- Naomi (5), whom they call the "mistress of mayhem," and triplets Norah, Nathanial and Madeleine (3). Since the triplets' birth, Naomi has come to rule the roost with her defiance, screaming and tantrums, and the chaos spreads to the younger ones. The parents' discipline technique involves telling the children to "trust and obey" while paddling them with a wooden spoon, followed by a hug. But this isn't working at all, as the kids constantly push the boundaries, and Dad says he's "downright desperate." He feels incapable of caring for the kids solo on occasion -- a simple outing to the local beach is a disaster, with the children running off into harm's way, and Mom is stung by angry comments directed at her by Naomi. In addition, getting the kids to bed is a nightmare.
Though Spartacus proved himself during training and now wears the attire of a gladiator, his coarse attitude and relentless quest to see his wife isolates him from his fellow gladiators and Doctore.
Freddie feels the wrath of Gibby when he is caught getting too close to Gibby's girlfriend. Elsewhere, reports of Spencer's death are greatly exaggerated, but thanks to this newspaper error, Spencer sees a spike in sales of his artwork.
Ned's Occult Anthropology professor is stalked by the ghost of a secret admirer. Ned tries to use a Ouija board to help solve the mystery but instead is warned that someone they know is going to die soon.