After Drake forgets Josh's birthday he tries to make it up to him by taking him to a live taping of "Oprah"
After surviving a harsh charity school, orphan Jane Eyre takes a job as a governess. But her peaceful existence is suddenly shattered.
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Lilly investigates a 1995 shooting spree at a mall in which two teen boys killed 15 people before committing suicide. The case is reopened when a video of the crimes is found and it suggests that a third shooter was involved. Elsewhere, Stillman asks Valens to investigate whether Valens' brother may have been molested by a boxing coach in the 1980s.
A boy says that his father has abducted a young child, but the investigation reveals that he may have been abducted too and that the man is not his father.
After buying Homer a collection of handyman's books, Marge becomes a handywoman, but uses Homer since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter. Meanwhile, Bart finds out that Principal Skinner has a peanut allergy and uses a peanut on a stick to torture Skinner, but the joke is on Bart when Skinner discovers that Bart is allergic to shrimp.
It is raining on Wisteria Lane, six months after Mike was run over. He is now in a coma, with Susan by his side. Bree gets engaged to Orson. Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorced, but they are briefly reunited when their months pregnant surrogate Xiao-Mei runs away. While adjusting to having another child around the house, Lynette realizes that the girl's mother, Nora, is more than she can handle.
I love the first day, man. Everybody all friendly an' shit. - Namond Brice Prez is shocked by his students Royce strikes back against Carcetti Rawls begins to gut the major case unit from the inside Colvin embarks on a new career.
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
The Monarch continues to rebuild his villainous empire with the aid of his shadowy new Number , Dr. Henry Killinger, but Henchman is suspicious of the deadly foreigner's unctuous charms. Meanwhile, as Dr. Orpheus attempts to exorcise a Japanese demon from Dr. Venture, a mysterious woman from Doc's past resurfaces. And she'd kill to find out where Hank and Dean are.
A hit is ordered on Michael. Marty Trio works with the FBI to get Freddie by wearing a wire. Declan thinks his partner might be a dirty cop.
Kitty Walker returns home to California after having been estranged from her mother for three years; William Walker brings Sarah into the family business.
It's a brand new year at PCA, but everybody learns that Nicole had to go to an all girls' school (has boy crazy syndrome). The bad news is that they are losing their roommate. Zoey and Lola are worried about Quinn being their roommate, because of Quinn's doing all of these weird experiments. What else can go wrong? Zoey gets a whole new surprise, when she finds Chase doing something she didn't want to see.
Pickles reunites with his old band Snakes and Barrels, while the Council plot to erase their memories with psychotropic drugs.
When fearsome villains the Fatal Five set their sights on the newly formed Legion of Super Heroes, three of the Legion's members go back in time to get help from the greatest hero of all time: Superman. Instead they find Clark Kent, aware of his powers but not yet of his grand destiny.
When the circus comes to Gotham, ruthless crime boss Tony Zucco demands protection money from the Flying Graysons, a family of trapeze artists. They refuse to pay and Zucco exacts revenge, leaving Dick, the youngest Grayson, an orphan. Having experienced a similar tragedy himself, Batman is driven to take down Zucco and in the process discovers an unexpected bond with Dick.
There's a runaway train from the future supposedly holding a valuable treasure, and it's up to the Loonatics to stop it. When Ophiuchus Sam shows up to rob the train, a mysterious stranger named Deuce appears.