Joan engages in surprisingly risky behavior after she begins dating a younger man, Chris. However, her friends urge her to re-consider the relationship after she inadvertently takes ecstasy at a night club. Meanwhile, Toni hires William as her attorney and tries to monopolize all of his time with trivial matters.
Ally and Victor return from their Bermuda trip. Ally feels their relationship is in crisis because they weren't able to connect without Maddie around. Victor is being sued by his former girlfriend for breach of contract. Ally discovers that Victor is a painter and never told her. She's angry, but not as angry as when she sees his painting of her with cellulite. Nelle and Wilson team up against a woman who was blackmailing their client in order not to come public with a tape of their lovemaking. Richard obsesses over Liza and has Claire do the talking for him through a hearing device, afraid she's going to turn him down - and even more afraid she'll say yes to him.
Angel's hotel is infested with demonic slugscreated by the spell he used to alter Sahjhan.
Zorak has set up a booth were children give him money to beat them up. Unfortunately, the business has been taken over by Butch.
The League aid the Justice Guild against their arch-nemeses while trying to unravel the secrets of the Guild's world.
Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys' naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.
When a wealthy publisher is murdered to prevent him from exposing an elaborate confidence game that enveloped him, his company and one of his editors, Goren and Eames run their own con to extract a confession from the killer.
When the murder of a city auditor and his family seems too perfect, Goren and Eames turn their attention towards law enforcement personnel after learning that the auditor was investigating a number of former cops upon suspicion of double-dipping.
Percy takes off his glasses to make himself look young again; Olie and Pollie get roles in a school play; a robot helps Olie and his family clean up a mess.
A new student, Laticia Bowers, comes to Lucky Junior High. Her quirky behavior and the fact that she's a mortician's daughter makes her an outcast and target of gossip with the rest of the students. When Ginger and her pals accept her as a friend, will they get Courtney and the "dominant social group" to go to a party at her funeral home house? Meanwhile, Carl and Hoodsey go to Brandon's birthday party.
Soames continues to try and track down where, and with whom, Irene is. Winifred gets the surprise of her life when her husband returns out of the blue. Holly and Val announce they are married and will be moving to South Africa. Soames married Annette and finally he gets a child, but he also loses someone close to him.
Inspired by a cartoonist who speaks at the school as part of a career day assembly, Bart creates a comic book series based on Homer and his anger problems, which turns into a popular Internet cartoon series called Angry Dad. Homer finds out about this and is at first outraged, but after talking to his family, he decides to try to become a less angry person.
Ruth continues to help an injured Nikolai recover, but her patience is tested when she discovers just how he broke his legs. Brenda's escapades help her to write, but her feelings about being engaged grow more muddled--especially after Billy's release from the hospital.
Justin's making too much money as a go-go dancer to care about his suffering schoolwork. George offers to take Emmett on a world tour! Detective Carl Horvath returns to the diner, to ask Debbie out on a date.
Doggett catches someone in the X-files office trying to steal documents pertaining to Mulder's sister. The intruder is a severely scarred man who blames his disfigurement on Government conspirators. He claims the source of that information - and, in fact, the one who helped him gain entry - is Mulder. Although he refuses to divulge the missing agent's whereabouts, the mystery man has enough knowledge of the X-files and its history to lead Doggett to suspect that he just might be Mulder himself. Scully's fears for the safety of her son are elevated when he is injected with an unknown substance. With the mystery surrounding William becoming even darker, Scully must allow herself to send him away for his own safety.
Stonehenge is stolen. Jackie goes to England on an archaeological dig, and encounters a secret society that plans to destroy the modern world.
There is something about Sloane. Tommy is letting Merton ask her to the prom. Lori is going with a freshman. Sloane tries to kiss Tommy and Merton thinks that Tommy had betrayed him. Merton tries to ask her to the prom and she kisses him. The next day Tommy and Lori haven't seen Merton at all, literally even thought he is right in front of them. In fact Tommy passes right through him. Sloane asks Tommy out and he declines but Sloane convicese him. When Tommy arrives at Sloane's house he and Merton find something. Gil from the Werewolf Syndicate. Tommy finds out that Merton is dead by Sloanes kiss. He agrees to give up 'the wolf' for the returnof Merton. Just before Gil activates the machine, Merton posses Sloane and kisses himself. Sloane starts shooting kisses of death. Tommy is a little perterbed that this may be their last battle. Tommy throws a kiss back at Sloane, destroying her. Tommy messes Gil's hair because his do has been bothering him since the day he met him. Merton mo