The episode features never-before-seen moments, as Andy Cohen visits Lisa Vanderpump and SUR to discuss the most revealing, embarrassing, and hilarious scenes you didn't see this season. Stassi attacks Jax for claiming he's "in a relationship" with a girl he's never met; frozen vodka helps Scheana reveal how she really feels about Stassi, Katie and Kristen; Tom reveals his darkest fantasy about seeing Kristen with another man; Katie shows Schwartz what half a bikini wax looks like; and Lisa accidentally reveals too much about her sex life.
Jack, Milton and Rudy discover a gold mine on Rudy's inherited seemingly worthless piece of land, But fight on who gets most of the gold. Meanwhile, Jerry helps Phil achieve the dreams he've always wanted.
Kaia Anderson is kind to fellow student Robert Vinyard. She never imagines it will lead to a lifelong delusional obsession that won't be stopped by reason or the law. When his fantasies grow dark, Kaia has to take matters into her own hands.
Oriane has managed to work her way into Caplan’s group as an interpreter. She is bent on vengeance. Caplan has his gun in his hand when the Russians launch an assault on their stakeout. Flashback: five years earlier. A war within police ranks between Rossi/Caplan’s unit and Vibert’s. During an operation, Vibert shoots a suspect in cold blood. Turned in by Caplan, Vibert is sent to prison. Oriane, who is in fact Vibert’s daughter, has been seeking to avenge her father ever since.
The Pavlovitch clan organizes the kidnapping of Salomé and her son to force Jordania into the open. Jordania has no option but to accept Caplan’s deal and turn traitor to protect his family. Roxane meanwhile has tracked down Vogel again. He is at her mercy, but she can’t bring herself to pull the trigger. She rejoins her unit, assigned as bodyguard for Jordania, and they head to a safe house 30 miles outside of Paris.
Kaz plans a surprise birthday party for Oliver and accidentally lets in the villain Revengeance.
Alberto officially inherits Velvet and gets engaged to Ana. However, their happiness is short-lived, as Alberto learns that Velvet is facing bankruptcy. Family friend Gerardo Otegui offers to give Alberto the money to save Velvet, but only if Alberto agrees to marry Gerardo's daughter, Cristina, who has been in love with Alberto for years. Alberto initially refuses, but when Ana learns of the deal, she breaks off their engagement and urges Alberto to marry Cristina if it will save Velvet. Alberto reluctantly agrees and becomes engaged to Cristina, while a heartbroken Ana prepares to leave Madrid for a new job out of town.
When Mr. D has only one opportunity to meet Paul Henderson and have his priceless Team Canada jersey signed, he won't let Xavier Academy's parent teacher night get in the way.
Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David ahead of family and friends.
Pierce fights for an autistic teen who is under interrogation for murder; Dean Haley attempts to convince a neuroscience prodigy to attend CLMU.
Gabriel and Riley are sent to Bolivia to protect Javier Leon, a presidential candidate whom they believe is the next target in a string of political assassinations in the country.
Sue Ellen is planning John Ross and Pamela's wedding. However the united Ewing front can't last for long as John Ross gets into a conflict with Bobby over the ownership of the ranch. He's also meets up for an illicit liaison with Emma. Whilst Christopher and Elena are still at odds as Elena returns to Dallas with a secret agenda.
Callie's good deed creates trouble for a friend; Brandon makes a deal with an unsavory classmate.
Clive who has now become a QC is celebrating with friends and colleagues but the party is interrupted when Alan's son is arrested on suspicion of the murder of a policeman, while Martha hits the bottle after an Inspector lies in court to frame her client.
Brian looks at what breaks up bands, from drink and drugs to creative tension.
Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. Put that hammer down and give it hell.
Martin is about to start secondary school, and with this new era comes attending his first school disco.
Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock lock horns in the topical comedy panel show, along with celebrity guests Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.