Donald Trump divides the celebrities into men versus women and instructs them to choose a team name and in a surprise twist, Trump asks them to choose the opposing team's project manager. For their first task they must run a New York City diner. The team who brings in the most money at the diner, including tips, wins. It isn’t long before the celebrities’ egos clash as they compete to see who will be the first celebrity to face Mr. Trump in the boardroom and hear the words "You’re fired."
Sonny hosts a "Walk-A-Thon For Books" for kids and gives each of them Tawni's Extreme Skinny Jeans. When Chad hears of this, he then hosts a "Walk-A-Thon Against Books" and also sells the skinny jeans. Then, all the kids end up suffering from SPS (Skinny Pants Syndrome).
While in the Big Apple, a chance encounter with supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova leads Gaby to an unexpected revelation about herself. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom are in for a big surprise when Preston returns from Europe; Mike is determined to show Susan what a man he is after feeling emasculated; Bree discovers a shocking connection to her new employee, Sam; and Katherine is confused over her feelings for Robin.
Chance's past comes into focus when he recruits FBI Agent Emma Barnes to help him stop his former partner from assassinating a visiting foreign dignitary. Meanwhile, Guerrero tests out a familiar face as a new recruit to the team.
Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
In the immediate aftermath of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, Marine Sgt. John Basilone prepares to ship out and confront the enemy somewhere in the Pacific, while budding journalist Robert Leckie enlists in the Marine Corps. Eugene Sledge, unable to enlist because of a heart murmur, says farewell to his best friend, Sidney Phillips, who is about to leave for boot camp. Exactly eight months after Pearl Harbor, the 1st Marine Division, including Leckie and Phillips, lands on Guadalcanal in order to secure its strategically vital airfield and prepare for the inevitable counterattack.
When Bart fails to turn in his homework, Mrs. Krabappel sends a letter home about Bart's behaviour. Despite Bart's best efforts to intercept it, Homer reads the letter, and he and Marge visit Principal Skinner for a parent-teacher conference. Furious, Homer punishes him, but Marge takes a more sympathetic approach. When Bart realizes he can pit Homer and Marge against each other to his benefit, his scheming reaches new heights.
The penguins are recruited by Buck Rockgut to help him capture the Red Squirrel.
Kowalski travels back in time to prevent himself from building a time machine.
The guys head northeast into Siberia to reach the coldest inhabited place on earth: the Pole of Cold. Along the way, the word of Scott and Justin’s journey travels and they become local news celebrities. They visit a permanent circus, take part in the Festival of Cold, answer questions at local press conferences and end up judging a quirky beauty contest in Yakutsk. Riding reindeer for the rest of the trek, they camp in the snow before hitting the Pole of Cold.
PT, Tony, Steve, Chris, Luis and RJ go from the frat house to the Silent Library. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Spice Ball, Bad Milk Air, Dirt Suck * Round 2: Hard Taste, Electric Zip, Knuckle Drill * Round 3: Legging Meat, Sushi Mix Up, Rip Off * Round 4: Untapped
A new girl in the neighborhood named Jackie Wackerman sees Kick performing a stunt and immediately claims to be his #1 fan. Gunther tries to warn Kick that Jackie is crazy, but Kick doesn't believe him. A while later, she starts to disturb his stunts and Kick finally sees that Jackie is crazy. With Gunther's help, he creates a lie to make her stop following him and make his life return to normal, but the question is does it work?
The boys wind up in the wrong playground and are mistaken for preschoolers. While there, they encounter Marsha, Fanboy's archenemy.
The boys learn to take care of business when a Secret Shopper comes to the Frosty Mart.
Actor Jude Law hosts; Pearl Jam performs "Just Breathe" and "Unthought Known." Sketches include "Eric Massa's Exit Interview," "Ford Commercial," "Secret Word," "Broadview Security," "Seville," "Digital Short: Boombox," "Weekend Update" with guests Whoopi Goldberg and Jerry Seinfeld, "The Twilight Zone," "Hamlet Auditions," "Kickspit Underground Rock Festival," "Court Stenographer," and "Talk Show with Ravish."
Dark forces are fighting for the soul of a little girl that cannot escape the haunted house she has been trapped in for years.
After Charlie and Amita get married and begin preparations for their London adventure, they put a slight hold on their wedded bliss when they assist the team in helping Don track down the whereabouts of his gun after it goes missing.
Joe, Paul, Michael, Charles, Russ and Pat try their luck in the Silent Library. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Horse Hit, Hit Hat, No Good Mallet * Round 2: Sausage Festival, Chin Spin, Self Hoist * Round 3: Squeezed Pull, Handed Animal, Meat Cage * Round 4: Bad Smell Spray
The Plumber's Helpers are called upon by Grandpa Max to rescue him from an abandoned space station where he's being attacked by Ben! The team must now find a way to work together as they try to save Max, stop Ben, and keep the space station from crashing to Earth.
Karl admits he's getting a face rub at a spa, but frets he'll end up getting an enema as well. Also: A discussion about the customs of undocumented tribes in New Guinea. Ricky and Karl's recent trip to an antiquities store, where Karl wondered, "What's the newest thing you've got?" An e-mail from an Australian fan insisting there are dangerous armed dolphins ready to do battle. In "Monkey News," Karl recounts the marital regrets of a sympathetic zookeeper who brings home a lonely monkey