An old man photographs himself by mistake.
Bette seeks Tina's advice on how to get Jodi back, but is surprised to learn that Tina no longer wants to be straight. Alice is devastated when Tasha is called in for another tour in Iraq. Meanwhile, Phyllis seeks divorce, Jenny is excluded in any decisions regarding the movie, and Helena frees herself from her entanglement with Catherine.
A father pushes a registered sex offender off of a building and threatens to kill a different sex offender each day until the cold-case unit solves his son's 1987 rape and murder.
Weatherill decides to return to work after having a baby. A local family prove a handful for the hospital staff. In Africa, Goodwin faces the horrors of war and makes a promise to a dying woman - but can he keep his word?
Zoey's date gets put on hold when the girls are quarantined in their room because Quinn made her own germ and spilled it all over the floor. Quinn calls some biology experts and is told that they have to stay in their room in order for the germ not to spread throughout the campus. While Zoey, Chase, Lola, Michael, Quinn, and Logan are quarantined, they all have problems. Meanwhile, Quinn thinks Mark is cheating on her.
When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Lucky's friends Mud Dobber and Elvin take it upon themeselves bully Luanne's 15-year-old date.
Sam's darkest secrets are revealed when her sister goes missing she decides to search for her without the team's help.
In Alta, Andreas finds the great produce from the northernmost region of Norway. He goes salmon fishing on the river, and prepares a sinfully rich dark chocolate cake.
Yeah, Kenichi’s a total wimp. He’s always getting picked on and doesn’t have a lot of friends to stick up for him. The guy needs motivation if he hopes to graduate in one piece. Well, Miu’s the perfect motivation. She’s hot, she accepts him, and she just so happens to live at a dojo with six martial arts masters. You could say fate has led Kenichi to their door, or you could say he was just following the hottie. Either way, he’s about to get whipped into serious shape. If he can survive some hard-core training, he might survive another day at school. He might even score with Miu. Yeah, you could call Kenichi a wimp. But let’s go with underdog instead.
This is the 16th broadcast of the 32nd season of SNL. Information is subject to change.
MAKING NEW FRIENDS; Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. POSITIVES & NEGATIVES; Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school, Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark and Cookie tries to zap Loomer with static electricity
Grandpa Max takes the kids to Chicago to see one of his favorite band, Shag Carpeting. The kids meet a weather reporter who forecasts the weather with a robot named S.A.M. He uses the robot to create rain, but a giant creature forms! Ben quickly takes care of it. The reporter tries to destroy S.A.M., but he convinces him not to. S.A.M. then goes into the sky and begins to cause chaos. The reporter tries to stop it again, but he is no longer in control. Can Ben destroy the robot and save a city from disaster?
Splinter announces that the Turtles will graduate to the next ninja rank, except Michelangelo.
Tom and Kaz are captured by Maxxor in their search for Reggie, and Tom and Maxxor must overcome their distrust for each other for their own survival, against the Mipedians.
Tom and Kaz head to Castle Bodhran in Perim to recover Reggie's missing Scanner, but Tom finds himself wagering his prized card Maxxor in a Challenge Match.
The Justice Force is expanding its ranks, and Mikey plans on joining up as Turtle Titan!, while Leo is more concerned in alerting them to the threat of the original Shredder. But when Nano reappears (thanks to Bishop and Baxter Stockman), everything quickly spirals out of control into a super hero vs. nanotech slugfest! But has Nano come back as friend or foe? And will the Turtle Titan and Leo survive long enough to find out?
On Hollywood Boulevard's iconic Walk of Fame, teams compete to sell Universal Studios passes using cutting-edge "Ad Walker" technology.
The President attends a press conference while he has a cold, which results in crazy reporter Michelle Wallace hitting him with questions about killer bee attacks. With some help of Grandma's special hot sauce, the President's cold goes away. At school, Michelle asks Cory a bunch of questions which results in him given some incorrect answers. Michelle then creates a bad report about the President. Now, Cory and Samantha come up with a plan to stop her. Meanwhile, Meena tries to go along with some of Newt's ideas, including his idea for their music video.
Clark and Chloe find an escaped Zoner named Titan who is the star of a secret fight club that puts its death battles on the internet. Lois can tell that there is a story and goes to investigate, where she is put in the ring to fight. Clark goes in as a super-powered fighter to take on Titan but ends up against a different opponent instead.