The girls attend a movie premiere sponsored by Shane's underwear campaign. Papi teaches Helena and Alice how to play poker for a high-stakes private game hosted by a high-profile female gambler. Bette disagrees with Tina about Angelica's education, and goes on a date with Jodi. Meanwhile, Phyllis is having trouble letting go of Alice.
Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.Woodshop: Ned and Cookie blow up the art room, and have to switch to woodshop. Moze is entering a woodshop competition. Ned keeps overhearing Moze and thinks she is talking about her feelings for him. Cookie is on the run from a killer saw named "Christine".
In search of some of the world's best shellfish, Andreas travels to Frøya in South Trøndelag in Norway. He prepares appetizers, delicious fried scallops and makes Norwegian-style sushi using ingredients straight from the Norwegian sea.
Eight years after his wife Helen mysteriously disappeared, Nick Cutter and a team of several others investigate reports of a large animal in the Forest of Dean, and discover that mysterious Anomalies in time and space are appearing and allowing prehistoric creatures to cross into the present day.
When Señor Senior Junior breaks Shego out of prison to help him get his father a great birthday present, it's up to Kim and Ron to stop them. Meanwhile, Kim urges Ron to get a job after he uses coupons on their date.
Kim investigates a string of celebrity robberies, but comes up empty-handed. Meanwhile, the tweebs enter Middleton High School as freshmen. Ashley Tisdale guest stars.
Ron offers Wade advice on how to woo Monique, but when it backfires, the young supergenius creates a Cupid Ray. Unfortunately, the device falls into the hands of Senor Senior Senior, who uses it to help Junior seduce all the women in the world.
Ron steals Kim's supersuit to use in the upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Professor Dementor becomes jealous of the suit and devises a system to control it.
Lightning Lad resigns from the Legion to join a new team, but soon finds himself caught in a conflict of interest when the two teams end up opposing each other.
The Bat Team goes up against an unstoppable thief who knows their every move.
When Rev and Lexi tamper with Tech's X3000 Automated Weapon System mistakening it for a video game, Melvin the Martian comes to Acmetropolis to destroy it after his spacecraft was hit by a missile from Tech's invention. When Melvin threatens to shrink the planet, Lexi admits she tampered with Tech's invention and Melvin orders that Lexi be handed over to him in 24 Hours. Can the Loonatics find a way to thwart Melvin before Acmetropolis becomes the only planetary location to be "hard to find on any map."
Johnny and Dukey catch rainy day boredom, and use one of the sisters' devices, thinking that it is an inter-dimensional travel machine, and go into a land known as Johnnia.
Johnny and Dukey must rescue Susan from Bling-Bling Boy in the forms of Johnny X and Super Pooch. Little do they know she doesn't want to be rescued, as Bling-Bling Boy has taken her on a cruise bot with a swimming pool, movie theater, anti-gravity chamber, video arcade, and her favorite restaurants among other luxuries.
Yeah, Kenichi’s a total wimp. He’s always getting picked on and doesn’t have a lot of friends to stick up for him. The guy needs motivation if he hopes to graduate in one piece. Well, Miu’s the perfect motivation. She’s hot, she accepts him, and she just so happens to live at a dojo with six martial arts masters. You could say fate has led Kenichi to their door, or you could say he was just following the hottie. Either way, he’s about to get whipped into serious shape. If he can survive some hard-core training, he might survive another day at school. He might even score with Miu. Yeah, you could call Kenichi a wimp. But let’s go with underdog instead.
Amber and Ashley are up to their old tricks again, only this time Miley and Lilly devise a plan to give one of the girls a taste of her own medicine. A persnickety pooch named Oscar drives Robby and Jackson batty with its constant barking.
A reverend confesses to the murder of a young gay actor, but McCoy and Rubirosa soon learn that he may not be the guilty party.
When Lt. Disher inherits a farm from an uncle who committed suicide, he decides to quit the police force and start a new life in the country. But Disher soon suspects that his uncle was murdered, so Monk joins him on the farm to investigate.
Don and the team reopen a cold case when a LAPD badge turns up at a construction site. When Charlie joins the investigation, they attempt to track down the owner of the badge, an officer who has been missing 17 years. Meanwhile, Alan is informed that he's being sued.
A local weatherman is found dead the morning after a tryst and his lover is charged with his murder despite her claims of innocence. Shawn is intrigued and becomes a defense consultant in order to gain access to the case.
Like every year, Newt is forced to run for school president by his parents. Cory comes up with a plan to make everyone vote for Candy Smiles instead of him, but it backfires. Cory then enters the race and plans to go in a cage with Newt who will be disguised as a bear. However, Cory ends up in the cage with a real bear. Meanwhile, the President is upstaged by another dad when visiting Sophie's school and tries to redeem himself.