Flamenco dancers are used to defuse car bombs and a tortoise speaks fluent French.
When Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray be more involved in daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes. Debra even lets him choose where the family will go for their next vacation. However, these newfound powers quickly become Ray's undoing.
Carrie gets jealous when Spence's new girlfriend, Becky, recruits Doug to test her homework for the Culinary Institute.
Kim and Jimmy are having a custody battle over Joey. Boscoe and Faith are on a call of a possible terrorist threat, that ends up being an explosive event. Alex risks herself to save a little girl and is punished by Doc for it.
At a school carnival, Kim persuades Greg to try to win a fish for Sam. Greg doesn't want a fish, so he tries to lose on purpose. But Jimmy comes along and wins it. Sam likes the fish so much that Kim gloats about how right she was. The next morning, though, the fish dies. Kim makes Greg have to explain to Sam what happened to it, so he butters him up with the promise of a new fish and some candy. Then Kim overrides Greg's explanation and tries to make Sam sad, which ticks off Greg. Since he believes she's making the situation worse and doesn't respect him, Greg starts argument #1 with Kim. Jimmy finds out about it and tells Greg that Christine is his puppet and he loses arguments with her on purpose just so they can get to the make-up sex faster. And since Greg never wins any arguments with Kim anyway, he should do the same. So Greg goes home and takes a dive, which Kim falls for. But Greg can't bear to play Jimmy's game for very long, and soon admits the truth. Which spurs argument #2
Dr. John Becker goes through his daily routine of being a doctor, stopping at his favorite diner, and other various situations, all the while hating life and everything around him.
1. Magnet Suit - 2. Hotdog Skateboarding - 3. Chemical Spill - 4. Snow Scooter - 5. Hotdog Hockey - 6. Football follies - 7. Backwards bullriding - 8. Bunny Hop - 9. Prostitute Boat Race - 10. Shark Ride - 11. Hotdog BMX - 12. Ryan Smells like Piss - 13. Face Your Fear - 14. Hotdog Gymnastics - 15. Playgirl Pontius
Emma believes that something is going on between Mr. Armstrong and Liberty. Before long, a rumor has spread throughout the school. Meanwhile, Spinner finds a bug in his cafeteria lunch.
After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
The children try to persuade Micawber to allow them to go to the circus in the park. The boot mender, the coalman and the grocer attempt to track down Micawber and retrieve the debt that he owes. Ruth seeks to adopt little Alice, age 5. Micawber gets arrested. Two Americans arrive, looking to see women taking their clothes off and gambling, and ending up thinking that they will get to kill an English bear.
Everyone is out to see the new music band, N'Sipid, but they don't know that this new group is aliens sent to Earth to pick up girls and transport them back to their planet. Tommy also wanted to be part of their group, so he must practise dance moves, with the instructions from Dean, his brother. When Merton realizes that Becky has escaped from the house, he knew that the only place she would be is the N'Sipid concert. So, he arrives at the stadium, and he finds Lori and Tommy there. He tries to obtain help from Tommy, but he did not want to help out. Merton had to try to sneak pass the bodyguard, Tim to get backstage, so he disguised himself as a girl. When he was accepted, he reached the room where the group was, and he finds out that they were reptillian creatures. He was captured and trapped in a pod, which would be sent to the Sun. When Tommy and Lori found out what Merton was gone for too long, they decided to search for him. When they found Devin, they knocked him out and
A Reverend shares a secret with Jimmy and Lindsay that could drastically affect the ruling on their client, accused of murder, but only if he's willing to testify. Ellenor’s ADA friend makes her an offer she must refuse, despite the consequences.
A social worker is assigned to make the Simpson family functional after they get arrested for fighting while playing Monopoly. He helps them learn how to work together and function as a family. The moment is ruined when, Ginger and Amber, the barmaids who married Homer and Flanders while they were drunk in "Viva Ned Flanders", arrive at the Simpsons' home, which outrages Marge.
Suffering post-trauma after the bashing, Justin can't remember the fateful night and Brian can't forget it. Lindsay pops the question to Melanie at her sister's wedding. Michael returns to Pittsburgh just as Chris Hobbs is sentenced.
Three old men from Yorkshire who have never grown up face the trials of their fellow town citizens and everyday life and stay young by reminiscing about the days of their youth and attempting feats not common to the elderly.
Calumon helps every digimon in the digital world to Digivolve to Mega so that they could fight their real enemy the D-Reaper.
A couple comes to Clint seeking infertility treatments - but Clint's diagnosis and medical advice surprise them. A rival clinic challenges the Westbury Clinic to a bowling match for their annual charity competition and our gang thinks they finally have a chance to win - until Tippy joins the team. Nate and Beverly counsel an engaged couple - and end up learning a thing or two about their own marriage.
A forced entry to a Goldsmiths keeps the poilce busy. Craddock is furious to learn one of the suspects escaped from the hospital whilst Tom had fallen asleep! Mr. Veritable, a known cricket player turns up in Aidensfield, but its not long before suspision is aroused and it turns out he was behind the theft.
Sydney is grateful and proud of her father after he saves her life while on a case in Havana. But her admiration is short lived when Vaughn discovers further evidence that Jack may have been responsible for the deaths of over a dozen CIA officers many years earlier.
Scully is approached by a couple who claim their baby has the same abilities as William and have information about the super soldier program; however, they will only talk to Mulder, believing him the only person who can make the connections and uncover the truth. Scully is forced into an awkward situation when she has to decide whether to put Mulder's life in more danger even though she desperately wants to see him.