In the immediate aftermath of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, Marine Sgt. John Basilone prepares to ship out and confront the enemy somewhere in the Pacific, while budding journalist Robert Leckie enlists in the Marine Corps. Eugene Sledge, unable to enlist because of a heart murmur, says farewell to his best friend, Sidney Phillips, who is about to leave for boot camp. Exactly eight months after Pearl Harbor, the 1st Marine Division, including Leckie and Phillips, lands on Guadalcanal in order to secure its strategically vital airfield and prepare for the inevitable counterattack.
When Bart fails to turn in his homework, Mrs. Krabappel sends a letter home about Bart's behaviour. Despite Bart's best efforts to intercept it, Homer reads the letter, and he and Marge visit Principal Skinner for a parent-teacher conference. Furious, Homer punishes him, but Marge takes a more sympathetic approach. When Bart realizes he can pit Homer and Marge against each other to his benefit, his scheming reaches new heights.
Kitty's newfound fame creates havoc for Luc and Sarah, as Luc faces possible deportation. Meanwhile, Nora swallows her pride and reaches out to Tommy to help her save the company from the Walkers' longtime nemesis, Dennis York.
Kevin, Tim, Chris, Gabriel, Dwight and David venture in to the Silent Library. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Baby Fish Mouth, Faced Music, Sugar Sniff * Round 2: Not Happy Birthday, Physical Pain, Five Cheeses Pizza * Round 3: Trapping Glue, Worst Shot, No Good Fortune * Round 4: Topped Dog
Extreme hoarders' lives spiral out of control as their possessions jeopardize their chances for a happy family life.
Big pots and even bigger bluffs leave a few felted on this episode of High Stakes Poker which features Phil Ivey, Eli Elezra, Jason Mercier, Gus Hansen, Dario Minieri, Antonio Esfandiari, Tom Dwan, Daniel Negreanu, and the season debut of Phil Laak.
Donald Trump divides the celebrities into men versus women and instructs them to choose a team name and in a surprise twist, Trump asks them to choose the opposing team's project manager. For their first task they must run a New York City diner. The team who brings in the most money at the diner, including tips, wins. It isn’t long before the celebrities’ egos clash as they compete to see who will be the first celebrity to face Mr. Trump in the boardroom and hear the words "You’re fired."
When Mrs Mullins discovers Emily is pregnant, she assumes that Daniel is the father.
Caleb struggles to get over the physical and emotional scars from his terrible accident as Amy tries to get him back on a horse and Tim doles out some tough love.
Sonny hosts a "Walk-A-Thon For Books" for kids and gives each of them Tawni's Extreme Skinny Jeans. When Chad hears of this, he then hosts a "Walk-A-Thon Against Books" and also sells the skinny jeans. Then, all the kids end up suffering from SPS (Skinny Pants Syndrome).
Casey Tatum, who died in a fiery car crash in a previous season, is brought back to life by his brother after a little girl discovers his bones in the woods. Wendell Pierce guest stars as the detective tasked with the remains.
The 1986 murder of a dock worker who moonlighted as a wrestler is investigated. Meanwhile, Valens follows a lead that could result in the capture of his mother's rapist.
A new girl in the neighborhood named Jackie Wackerman sees Kick performing a stunt and immediately claims to be his #1 fan. Gunther tries to warn Kick that Jackie is crazy, but Kick doesn't believe him. A while later, she starts to disturb his stunts and Kick finally sees that Jackie is crazy. With Gunther's help, he creates a lie to make her stop following him and make his life return to normal, but the question is does it work?
The boys wind up in the wrong playground and are mistaken for preschoolers. While there, they encounter Marsha, Fanboy's archenemy.
The boys learn to take care of business when a Secret Shopper comes to the Frosty Mart.
The guys head northeast into Siberia to reach the coldest inhabited place on earth: the Pole of Cold. Along the way, the word of Scott and Justin’s journey travels and they become local news celebrities. They visit a permanent circus, take part in the Festival of Cold, answer questions at local press conferences and end up judging a quirky beauty contest in Yakutsk. Riding reindeer for the rest of the trek, they camp in the snow before hitting the Pole of Cold.
PT, Tony, Steve, Chris, Luis and RJ go from the frat house to the Silent Library. Featured Challenges: * Round 1: Spice Ball, Bad Milk Air, Dirt Suck * Round 2: Hard Taste, Electric Zip, Knuckle Drill * Round 3: Legging Meat, Sushi Mix Up, Rip Off * Round 4: Untapped
The penguins are recruited by Buck Rockgut to help him capture the Red Squirrel.
Kowalski travels back in time to prevent himself from building a time machine.
Actor Jude Law hosts; Pearl Jam performs "Just Breathe" and "Unthought Known." Sketches include "Eric Massa's Exit Interview," "Ford Commercial," "Secret Word," "Broadview Security," "Seville," "Digital Short: Boombox," "Weekend Update" with guests Whoopi Goldberg and Jerry Seinfeld, "The Twilight Zone," "Hamlet Auditions," "Kickspit Underground Rock Festival," "Court Stenographer," and "Talk Show with Ravish."