Phantom Limb and Dr. Girlfriend agree to a civil double date with The Monarch to discuss his official re-entry into the Guild of Calamitous Intent.
Michael helps out Declan's partner. Tommy sees a way to fix his zoning problems by helping a black minister.
After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.
NTAC and the 4400 Center work together to find Jordan Collier. Kyle Baldwin gets a surprising visitor at the state prison.
Swearengen is spurred to action when a prominent camp member is attacked, Langrishe makes arrangements for his theater, and Jane has an epiphany.
A computer virus traps the Turtles inside the Dojo and they must fight for their lives.
Cory gives advice about getting girls to "The Juicer", who has his eyes on a beautiful new transfer student, Kayla. "The Juicer" gets angry when he finds out she really likes Cory. Meanwhile, Raven is grounded for a week for being late for her great aunt's 80th birthday celebration, and she quickly goes mad from loneliness.
Lilly's pride takes a hit when she's forced to wear her awful-looking glasses right before a skateboarding contest. Hoping to help, Miley convinces her friend not to worry about her appearance and to go ahead with the competition. Miley refuses to take her own advice, however, when it's her vanity that's damaged. Jackson wishes Rico would disappear when he realizes that his new raise depends on Rico's opinion of him.
Pieces are played and revelations uncovered as the final fight commences. Monad makes her return and tries to convince Vincent to join her.
A teenage slacker is given the ability to turn into the American Dragon and defend all mythical creatures that secretly reside in the human world.
When career criminal Wolfgang West gets put away for four years, his wife Cheryl decides it's time for her family to go straight. But can the Wests change the habits of a lifetime?
Teal'c discovers a world where people are being savagely attacked by an elusive creature, leading SG-1 to a stunning discovery about its potential origin.
Zack and Cody's school is putting on the Shakespearean play, "A Midsummer Nights Dream", where Cody tries to keep a certain kiss involving his new girlfriend and Zack from happening, and Zack tries to get a girl. London uses the principles of feng shui as she redecorates the Tipton.
While attending his 25th college reunion, Monk reminisces how he met Trudy and tries to prevent the murder of a former classmate.
Emma gets into trouble babysitting her little brother Elliot. She goes to Lewis for help when Elliot develops a crush on Rikki.
Shawn and Gus attend a Civil War reenactment rehearsal for the sheer pleasure of watching Lassiter have a nervous breakdown as he runs it. When a scripted death turns real they end up donning uniforms themselves in order to find the murderer and perhaps prevent another.
Phil finds out that a kid from his school is actually his great-great-grandfather.
Weir and the team visit an advanced civilization that split off from the Lanteans thousands of years ago, but discover that they may not have left Atlantis in peace.
Governor Joy Masterton is still reeling from the shock of learning that new inmate Stella is the daughter she gave up for adoption. Julie S is delighted to get a visit from her son David. He has two bits of exciting news - she's going to be a grandmother and he's getting married. Pat Kerrigan realises that Natalie Buxton has used a child to smuggle drugs into prison and she comes up with a plan to get rid of her for ever. Things get steamy between Janine Nebeski and Donny Kimber.
Dennis and Mac make a decision to take away all rules concerning moral and behavioral etiquette at Paddy's after an argument about the Constitution. Frank uses the decision and it's following consequences to his own gain. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to convey his love for America by protesting while Dee attempts to reaffirm her goal of being an actress.