After finding the keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa finds a hidden room beneath the elementary school.
The invaders capture a fleeing and pregnant Lucrezia as they march on Rome, but she charms King Charles and is allowed to persuade her brother Juan to withdraw his hopelessly outmatched defensive troops; Pope Alexander VI awaits to learn of his fate as Charles enters the city and makes his way to the Vatican.
Jailbot is starting to show his age. And when Jared buys a sleek new replacement online, it might be time to put the Warden's beloved old companion down into storage.
Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.
Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
Sex is never boring for James and Andi, they have supercharged their sex life with genital piercings.
Phil Galfond loses some, then wins some on this episode of High Stakes Poker as Daniel Negreanu and Barry Greenstein join the game. Action continues on High Stakes Poker with Johnny Chan, Erik Boneta, Bill Klein, Phil Laak, and Doyle Brunson.
Sketches include The Situation Room, Corn Syrup Producers of America, What up with that?, The Ambiguously Gay Duo: The Dark, Clenched Hole of Evil, Wild World, One-Take Tony, Ann-Margret Tries To Throw A Wad Of Paper Into A Trashcan, and A Republican Candidate.
Kick takes over the delivery services at Battlesnax. But when a faceless foe, known as ‘The Dark One’ threatens to destroy Kick’s perfect delivery record, Kick must defend Battlesnax’s delivery guarantee and deliver food in 29 minutes or less.
When Kick accidentally breaks Gunther’s Dad’s prized Foosball table, he must complete a series of favors to replace it before Gunther’s Dad gets home.
A group of kids deal with the consequences of summoning Scary Mary.
The kids are stranded with Skyquake in an alternate dimension during a GroundBridge malfunction.
Though Emmy isn't interested in becoming Steve's wife, she signs a prenup to prove she's not after his money. This then fulfills an engagement clause for Steve, which triggers a financial windfall for him.
Kat becomes obsessed with making the biggest yarn ball ever made, and starts rustling sheep to gather their wool.
As Antonio attempts to gain Kevin's respect as a true Samurai, Octoroo devises a plan to create a stronger portal between the Netherworld and Earth via a secret ancient well.
Cobra's medical facility is raided by the Joes, who are searching for Patient X.
After being thrown into a portal by Dark Surfer, Scarlet Witch ends up in the Marvel 1602 universe where she finds a town under attack by pirate versions of Doctor Doom, MODOK, and Abomination. Unfortunately for Scarlet Witch, the townspeople do not appreciate witches.
Natsu, Wendy, Happy and Carla are scared stiff at the Lucy of Edolas, until she mistakes Natsu for his Edolas counterpart and greets him -- with several grappling moves. Everyone is very different... but where's Erza? Why is THIS Fairy Tail on this run? And who's the Fairy Hunter?